"So This Is How Liberty Dies... With Thunderous Applause."

One of the better things about the 90s internet is that everyone thought having [type of product] dot com was the Key to Success. There's all these stories about people buying the url pizza.com and selling it for millions before everyone realized it actually made more sense for companies to have their own sites but imagine if that took off. Your first thought for pizza is to just type in pizza dot com and hope that chain has a location near you. And if they don't you have to try pizza2.com. That's the second possible pizza website, better hope it works or before you know it you'll be ordering off pizza103.com

Not me writing a story about a satanist at 10:27 on Halloween, while listening to cult music for inspiration.

dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

i lied. put your clothes back on. we're going to watch dead poets society while i psychoanalyse every character and express my thoughts after every scene cut.

It's me, my 17 personalities, 238 Spotify playlists, 457 unread books, and disastrous coffee addiction against the world.

gale thinking he’s an option when in mockingjay katniss was like “well if i can’t have peeta i might as well die”

When you said floating orange man I immediately thought of Trump in Ninjago

you guys are mandela-effecting yourselves with these pirate dreams, weren't there pirates in ninjago city just a bit after the devourer attacked? they stole the ninjas ship and everything didn't they? im sure the ninja wouldve told us if something that insane happened

oohhhh yeah didn't garmadon bring back those pirates from the dead or smth?? maybe we ARE mandela effecting ourselves... That would explain the snake guy with the pirates too...

but what about the floating orange man??

The beginning of the seven year gap between successful and unsuccessful where he was just A Writer. (Ik I got the years wrong lol)

fucking brutal section headings from the herman melville wikipedia page

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted