at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.
A currency that isn’t gold-standard/having gold be as valuable as tin
A currency that runs entirely on a perishable resource, like cocoa beans
A clock that isn’t 24-hours
More or less than four seasons/seasons other than the ones we know
Fantastical weather patterns like irregular cloud formations, iridescent rain
Multiple moons/no moon
Planetary rings
A northern lights effect, but near the equator
Roads that aren’t brown or grey/black, like San Juan’s blue bricks
Jewelry beyond precious gems and metals
Marriage signifiers other than wedding bands
The husband taking the wife's name / newlyweds inventing a new surname upon marriage
No concept of virginity or bastardry
More than 2 genders/no concept of gender
Monotheism, but not creationism
Gods that don’t look like people
Domesticated pets that aren’t re-skinned dogs and cats
Some normalized supernatural element that has nothing to do with the plot
Magical communication that isn’t Fantasy Zoom
“Books” that aren’t bound or scrolls
A nonverbal means of communicating, like sign language
A race of people who are obligate carnivores/ vegetarians/ vegans/ pescatarians (not religious, biological imperative)
I’ve done about half of these myself in one WIP or another and a little detail here or there goes a long way in reminding the audience that this isn’t Kansas anymore.
Bookish Sweaters // Narrative Threads
"where did viktor dick go?" "where did the hexcore take it??" have you seen that man???? that is a TRANS MAN if ive ever seen one he WAS NOT born with a dick
you know the drill, op disabled reblogs etc etc etc
You don’t need to waste your time investigating whether they are a bot or a psy-op or a misinformed rube. It doesn’t matter. Either way, they add no value to your dashboard. Block and move on.
Then make a plan for Tuesday, November 5, 2024. Register, confirm you’re still registered, check your voting location or register to vote absentee or by mail.
WERE YOU GUYS SUBJECTED TO SEA SHANTIES EXTREMELY OFTEN AT A YOUNG AGE OR IS THIS NOT A UNIVERSAL WHITE EXPERIENCE… bc like ur man knew all of drunken sailer at age 5
watching lord of the rings w my friends and
“granddaddy gandalf”
“no, he’s grandalf”
&
“this movie just makes me want to play elden ring you know that right?”
“i want to elden my ring”
&
“it’s bilbo baggins!”
“no, it’s dildo baggins.”
“nah, it’s didlo haggins”
&
“i want gandalf to open my door”
&
“it’s jesus!”
“it’s cate blanchett”
“who’s to say cate blanchett isn’t jesus?”
&
“pretty lady with a sword!”
&
“I murder spiders on sight this is my punishment” - friend who is terrified of spiders
&
“i am no man” - the movie
“marry me!!”
&
((pippin has just found merry after the battle for gondor))
“kiss him! kiss him!! tell him that you love him!”
&
((Sam has just stabbed an orc to save Frodo))
“It’s Sting!”
“FRODO ITS YOUR LOVER!!”
&
“but what if sam just wants to make gardens? i’d let him”
&
“aww, gimli and legolas are besties”
&
“yo, frodo just actually needs to go outside and touch some grass”
“he’s already outside he just needs to touch some grass”
&
“no this is perfect sam is like ‘i’m so gay for you’ and frodo’s like ‘i’m actually asexual but thank you’”
“… anyways now kiss”
&
“ORLAAANDO BLOOM”
“orlando blooom”
“i want him to look at me like that”
&
((frodo just woke up))
“imagine if random characters from pirates of the caribbean walked in”
“no no no imagine voldemort just fuckin walks through the door-”
&
((gandalf places crown on aragorn))
“ GRYFFINDOR”
&
“AWW THEY KISSED ON THE MOUTH! IN PUBLIC!”
“I would let him (aragorn) lick my teeth”
&
“why are hobbits so frikin hot?”
&
((elf says something in elvish))
“shut the fuck up i don’t speak french”
&
“how can you call this movie a masterpiece when no men kiss each other on the mouth?”
“straight people are still valid”
“no”
&
“NIPPLE DOORS”
Meet Fenrys, he’s my new favorite oc to draw