WERE YOU GUYS SUBJECTED TO SEA SHANTIES EXTREMELY OFTEN AT A YOUNG AGE OR IS THIS NOT A UNIVERSAL WHITE

there’s a lot of stupid scary shit in project 2025 but killing the national weather service for me (a weather nerd who has hyperfixated on this kind of stuff for years) is one of the least thought through decisions, especially with how bad tornadoes and hurricanes have gotten over the years.

like… the NWS is who alerts people about oncoming tornadoes… take that away and now you have thousands of sitting ducks who don’t know that death is barreling toward them. Despite all of the rampant destruction we’ve seen from tornadoes in even the last year alone, deaths from those events have remained in the single digits. Why? Because the NWS and NOAA have worked tirelessly to increase the amount of warning time people have between when a tornado is spotted and when it’s predicted to hit. If I remember correctly, they’ve managed to bring it from seconds of advance warning to up to 16-20 minutes, time that is instrumental in saving lives. Take that away, and now you have people scrambling around trying to figure out what’s happening on their own.

Not to mention the amount of time and research they pour into predicting tragic events like Hurricane Helene and other disasters in waiting. Idk, it’s just…

Cherokee Miku from my home state of North Carolina!

sketch dump

watching lord of the rings w my friends and

“granddaddy gandalf”

“no, he’s grandalf”

&

“this movie just makes me want to play elden ring you know that right?”

“i want to elden my ring”

&

“it’s bilbo baggins!”

“no, it’s dildo baggins.”

“nah, it’s didlo haggins”

&

“i want gandalf to open my door”

&

“it’s jesus!”

“it’s cate blanchett”

“who’s to say cate blanchett isn’t jesus?”

&

“pretty lady with a sword!”

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“I murder spiders on sight this is my punishment” - friend who is terrified of spiders

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“i am no man” - the movie

“marry me!!”

&

((pippin has just found merry after the battle for gondor))

“kiss him! kiss him!! tell him that you love him!”

&

((Sam has just stabbed an orc to save Frodo))

“It’s Sting!”

“FRODO ITS YOUR LOVER!!”

&

“but what if sam just wants to make gardens? i’d let him”

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“aww, gimli and legolas are besties”

&

“yo, frodo just actually needs to go outside and touch some grass”

“he’s already outside he just needs to touch some grass”

&

“no this is perfect sam is like ‘i’m so gay for you’ and frodo’s like ‘i’m actually asexual but thank you’”

“… anyways now kiss”

&

“ORLAAANDO BLOOM”

“orlando blooom”

“i want him to look at me like that”

&

((frodo just woke up))

“imagine if random characters from pirates of the caribbean walked in”

“no no no imagine voldemort just fuckin walks through the door-”

&

((gandalf places crown on aragorn))

“ GRYFFINDOR”

&

“AWW THEY KISSED ON THE MOUTH! IN PUBLIC!”

“I would let him (aragorn) lick my teeth”

&

“why are hobbits so frikin hot?”

&

((elf says something in elvish))

“shut the fuck up i don’t speak french”

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“how can you call this movie a masterpiece when no men kiss each other on the mouth?”

“straight people are still valid”

“no”

&

“NIPPLE DOORS”

ao3 stop logging me out every other day please and thanku 🙏🙏🙏

my ocs Chepi and Ryker :)

"where did viktor dick go?" "where did the hexcore take it??" have you seen that man???? that is a TRANS MAN if ive ever seen one he WAS NOT born with a dick

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

summary of act 1

A friendly reminder to USians: if you are planning to vote on Election Day, your mantra is "Nothing I see today convinces me not to go vote."

Exit polls suggest DT cannot be caught? YOU STILL GO VOTE.

Exit polls suggest KH has it in the bag? YOU STILL GO VOTE.

Pundits are saying the country is swinging overwhelmingly red? YOU STILL GO VOTE.

Pundits are saying the country is swinging overwhelmingly blue? YOU STILL GO VOTE.

Polls can be misleading (intentionally or not). The methodology can be biased (or simply poor). Early results may not reflect what the full count will show. There may be a red mirage. NOTHING YOU SEE CONVINCES YOU NOT TO VOTE.

The biggest Democratic win in swing states means nothing if democrats don't turn out everywhere to keep the reliably blue states blue.

VOTE. Wear appropriate weather gear if you think you may have to stand in a line outside (coat, hat, gloves, umbrella, sunhat, whatever, you know where you live). Bring water and a snack and something to do (book, game on your phone, podcast and headphones, whatever, you know what you like). GO VOTE.

NOTHING YOU SEE ON ELECTION DAY CONVINCES YOU NOT TO VOTE.