But I Do Know What It’s Like To Eat One 😈

SLAMS TABLE. THIS.

gay classics characters rated based on how likely i’d be to enter a lavender marriage with them:

- nick carroway: seems ok. needs to calm down a little and get better taste in men. 5/10

- horatio: oh fuck yes, we would be the best nerdy “couple” also needs better taste in men but as a hamlet kinnie I can’t complain 10/10

- victor frankenstein (yeah he counts he’s gay for clerval): ehhhh. as an aspiring mad scientist myself, I appreciate his artistry, but not his methods 4/10

- mercutio: I adore him, but nobody’s allowed to beat me at my pun game, so points off for that 7/10

- dr. henry jekyll (yes I do think he’s gay how else do you explain his thing with utterson and hyde being a twink): aha, mad science done right! identity/morality crisis buddies! 8/10

- basil hallward: this is the purest, most angelic being to ever grace the page and I would willingly throw myself or anyone else into fire for his honor. 100000/10

Currently known accounts of another scammer pretending to have a family in Palestine or claiming they are in Palestine. Please report these accounts and don’t give them money. They are not people needing legitimate help their scammers trying to take advantage of the situation. Their images and story have been stolen off a real fundraiser and are confirmed not to be affiliated with the creator of it. I’ll also add additional accounts that are scamming in a similar fashion.

As of 2/13/2024, these accounts are all gone

joyfulfacegalaxydilta | gazapalestinedrianjaphah | abudallah | rescueplease | muhammed-solaiman | chack-teol

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As of 2/13/2024 here are recent accounts

khalilhani | weepingpersondestiny | nour-samr | khalilhan

This is the link both accounts used and may use again in future posts. Below is the real fundraisers they used.

Here is the real fundraiser that cutieciphera/cutecipheriehahala/gazapalestinedrianjaphah/androgynousfacemakermaria/weepingpersondestiny is using.

Here is the real fundraiser that greatpuppytyphoon/chack-teol/abudallah/joyfulfacegalaxydilta/khalilhani/nour-samr/khalilhan is using.

Info for rescueplease

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:) love you guys

Serves him right if you ask me tsk tsk Sisyphus? More like Sissyphus amirite 😎

modern day retelling of sisyphus where instead of pushing a rock up a hill he’s having the worst time getting a fitted sheet onto a queen-sized mattress

Poorly drawn Hazbin memes pt. 2!!

Poole is just tired of ransacking London for a chemical salt. leave the man be smh

here’s a j&h meme dump

Please help me complete my education, I want to travel abroad, it's an awkward way to ask for money but I'm still young and there's a war I can't do anything

Short term

3,297$\5,000$

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Very important, please give me a minute of your time and read my story.❤️🍉🇵🇸

My previous account was banned, you can, it was starting to spread and my campaign got attention but unfortunately it was banned, you can se

- Vivian Greene, Sticker Cred is on my PicsArt page! @ Nutellaeditz