I Truly Hate The Word "unalive." There Are So Many Other Euphemisms That Fictional Italian Mobsters Worked

Do you think he'd feel better if I gave him these

He'd make this face

*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*

gonna close tumblr app and start writing now. #The Horror

Guys they're matching :D

Incredible, but true: @mysteriousmissme deserves to have a good day today.

>be an 8th grade English teacher

>have an asocial student who draws on all her tests

>hey at least she doesn't do it on scantrons

>start leaving compliments towards her art when i grade her papers

>fast forward a few months

>notice she's drawing on her test as I'm doing my rounds around the class

>ask her what she's drawing

>this thirteen year old emo girl looks up at me with the wettest eyes I have ever seen

>"you if you were in Family Guy."

me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

The crimes are: 1) being adorable; 2) being baby; 3) slave ownership /j

fun fact: tiara commits 3 crimes per day and has yet to be caught

@strawbes

tbhk swap au art!!

edit: version with seal