Not To Be Dramatic But I Would Die For Deputy Andy Brennan

What you gotta understand about my Lost analysis is that I'm watching it like it's Succession, everyone is a unique version of fucked up and no one is winning

Remember when Dale Cooper showed up in his tux for the undercover operation and in the cut to Harry his jaw literally dropped, what was up with that

Everybody say Happy Birthday Feorge and Gred

Gonna have to start adopting the brilliant Dr Van Helsing strategy of shouting obscure metaphors and riddles at the homies when they aren’t on board with my insane schemes until they are too confused to say no

Can anybody hear me

As someone who has personally experienced a gay situationship I feel like we should give more props to Gi-hun for managing to keep it together. I know if I had a deranged woman looking at me like that I’d be doing whatever she told me to do

Me when I have to face the consequences of my actions

(I had chocky milk despite knowing that I can in fact not tolerate milk)

Lewis needs to watch his fucking mouth I’ll buy his house and sell it to the skeletons