Funny How The Least Stable Person On The Island Somehow Became The Unanimous Leader. If I Had To Bet

I’m sorry but the people who legitimately refuse to see how gay season two of squid game was might low-key be closeted. Like if you’re looking longingly at your boy like that I think you may need to rethink some things

The succession to Severance pipeline is real and it happened to me

I think Jack and Sawyer should have kissed and my feeling about that is, first of all, how do you know they didn’t? It’s a long time on that island

Lewis needs to watch his fucking mouth I’ll buy his house and sell it to the skeletons

Hate watching Twin Peaks because they’ll drop the most out of pocket line that goes hard as fuck but because of how ridiculous it is there is absolutely no situation where you can use it, “I like my coffee black as midnight on a moonless night” fuck you special agent Dale Cooper, I’ll kill you

I wish every day that Sirius could’ve had tiktok because I know his ass would’ve loved saying ‘I got that dog in me’

Imagine flirting so hard with a neurologist that he lies about a diagnosis for you

Idk why everyone feels the need to explore the ocean, like that’s none of my business, go away

It is my personal opinion that if you weren’t into a weird indie horror game in middle school then you’d didn’t get the crucial media literacy training of trying to figure out the lore

‘Because he’s the only one who’ll have me’

Oh my fucking god everytime I think he’s finally peaked that freak says something even gayer.