When Shit Be Going Down On The Island But You Don’t Really Care Because You’re Just A Chill Guy

Who up candying they cane rn

Shout out MatPat for really being the dude ever

Haters (my friends) will put me down (suggest that I may have adhd) to sabotage me 😔 ( they care and want the best for me) but we must stay strong ✊😤 (I’m too chickenshit to get tested)

Props to Frank Lapidus for slutting it up even when the world was ending. hoe’s work is never done and I think we need to start appreciating his hustle

I think we should forgive Ethan actually. just watched Charlie be mean to Hurley and I also want to publicly execute him

Shoutout to Jin for being the only person on that god forsaken island to have a good dad

Funny how the least stable person on the island somehow became the unanimous leader. If I had to bet on which survivor I could most easily make cry in an argument it is without a doubt Jack. One well timed dad remark and my man is crumbling like a house of cards.

I have personally never tried crack cocaine but it can’t be that different from the feeling of finding a new doomed gay ship that you were previously completely unaware of

The succession to Severance pipeline is real and it happened to me

Everybody say Happy Birthday Feorge and Gred