I’ve Started Babysitting For A VERY Christian Family Which Is Great Because They Pay Me A Lot Of Money

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

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4 months ago
Hi!!! I Drew A Comic For @safaayasser Where She Talks About Her Life As It Is Today. Please Share And
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1 year ago

I check the #Edgar Allan Poe hashtag on occasion, and I'm always amused that it's at least 50% some anime that has Poe as a character.

Anyway good luck to the RanPoe shippers out there, I hope our boy Poe hooks up with Ran, whoever that is.

11 months ago

I can’t handle looking at posts for Romeo and Juliet on this site cuz my teacher taught me a completely different interpretation of the play and it’s way better in my opinion, but it’s also sabotaging my ability to interact with media for the play because LITERALLY NOONE ELSE shares this interpretation.


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4 months ago
Please, Please, Look At My Donation Campaign And Help Me. I Have Newborn Children And My Son Ahmed Needs

Please, please, look at my donation campaign and help me. I have newborn children and my son Ahmed needs treatment. He is a heart patient and suffers from two holes in the heart. He needs help and treatment. We do not have money and we are stuck in Egypt because of the Gaza war. My wife and I lost my jobs and there is no source of income. I would like you to help. To care for my children and provide the necessary treatment for my child Ahmed, please donate even a little thing to save my child’s life

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9 months ago

HUMANITY APPEAL 🦺🦺

My little son is still in the hospital under intensive care.

He cannot breathe normally, He breathes through an oxygen machine.

Unfortunately, in the hospital there is no treatment for my little son, and I am very afraid for him. Please, save my little son’s life by donating as much as you can and Reblog.

My compaign vetted by 90-ghost, North Gaza updated and butterfly project line no. 406

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Please don't leave my little son alone and donate if you can

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9 months ago

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10 months ago

Help. I still can't get over the Alhaitham cover of Writing on the wall.

The fact that he hugs KAVEH in the end and Stitches back up the doll not fixing but healing it instead.

I have this high belief that Alhaitham knows he can't fix Kaveh, so instead he tries his best to help Kaveh.

"I scream and I pray, that I'll reach you some way"

They make me SICK. THEY MAKE ME SICK. THEY MAKE ME SICK. THEY MAKE ME SICK.

THEY MAKE ME SICK. THEY MAKE ME SICK. THEY MAKE ME SICK.

THEY MAKE ME SICK. THEY MAKE ME SICK. THEY MAKE ME SICK.

Kill me please. Also funny. Alhaitham's ver sounds as if he couldn't care less about the buildings Kaveh makes, he cares more about Kaveh, but at the same time it also sounds as if he sees all of Kaveh's work as flawless.

"Saying 'You need to suffer, and starve, cause you cant settle for less, need to have it your way"

Get them away from me.

"and then at the end of it all, I will rewrite your fate like writings on the wall"

Alright. I get it. Now where's the reception going to be?

Give me an invitation to the wedding geez.

Help. I Still Can't Get Over The Alhaitham Cover Of Writing On The Wall.
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1 year ago

headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone

like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection – like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense

but the tiger

the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida

then kyouka and junichiro

and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno

at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members

but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah

anyway:

atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: we should eat him

atsushi: NO????

//

kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi

the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him

kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell

atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha

//

atsushi, literally just working:

the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.

atsushi: NO??????????????

ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-

//

and so on

is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes

atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like

atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-

the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice

atsushi:

atsushi: oh 

atsushi: oh no

//

akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?

atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like

akutagawa, blushing: oh-

atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u

akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-

//

eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like

atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him 

atsushi: no??????????????

//

kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi

atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?

kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????

//

atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-

the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-

atsushi: no.

//

atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u 

akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-

akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room

atsushi: do u not like goose :(

akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here

//

yeah

1 year ago
The Recent Resurgence In Episode 6 Talk Has Led Me To Reminiscing About Rook's Absolutely Buckwild Backstory.
The Recent Resurgence In Episode 6 Talk Has Led Me To Reminiscing About Rook's Absolutely Buckwild Backstory.
The Recent Resurgence In Episode 6 Talk Has Led Me To Reminiscing About Rook's Absolutely Buckwild Backstory.
The Recent Resurgence In Episode 6 Talk Has Led Me To Reminiscing About Rook's Absolutely Buckwild Backstory.
The Recent Resurgence In Episode 6 Talk Has Led Me To Reminiscing About Rook's Absolutely Buckwild Backstory.
The Recent Resurgence In Episode 6 Talk Has Led Me To Reminiscing About Rook's Absolutely Buckwild Backstory.

the recent resurgence in episode 6 talk has led me to reminiscing about Rook's absolutely buckwild backstory. man tries on a nice jacket exactly once and immediately re-evaluates his entire life.

(this has actually been sitting around for a few days because I keep second-guessing it, so uhhh sorry if it's weird! I can't tell anymore!)

The Recent Resurgence In Episode 6 Talk Has Led Me To Reminiscing About Rook's Absolutely Buckwild Backstory.
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