🎁 philza !!!!
send me 🎁 and a character and i'll describe them using only images i have saved on my phone
Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)
40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)
Excellent basic crochet video series
Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)
Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)
How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)
Another drawing character faces video
Literally my favorite art pose hack
Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??
Introduction to flying small aircrafts
French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding
Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)
Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)
Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)
Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:
Calculus 1 (full semester class)
Learn basic statistics (free textbook)
Introduction to college physics (free textbook)
Introduction to accounting (free textbook)
Learn a language:
Ancient Greek
Latin
Spanish
German
Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)
French
Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)
you heard of the academic icarus, now get ready for:
Academic Achilleus: your argument is pretty indisputable and strong- except for that one weak spot that could take it (and you) to the grave.
Academic Ulysses: you are soooo close to your conclusion but somehow something always leads you astray. you have been writing this paper for what feels like 10 years. the gods are against you
Academic Sisyphus: You have deleted and rewritten this paragraph numerous times. it still does not work out. you delete it again.
Red: Somewhat crude and feral, low-key wise but also Mad Dumb. Acts confident but secretly super insecure. Tactile, strong fashion choices,takes naps. Big Gay Energy. Eats food straight from the can. Needs and Deserves love and kindness. Please adopt them. Guilty of arson. Voted #1 most likely to have a mullet as a teen. Needs a dog.
Orange: Energetic Wild Card, but 100% whatever the fuck they are. Only unpredictable when they’re Quiet. Loud Boi™. Probably a little too trusting of authority. Danger Baby. Craves Destruction. Fine on their own but could probably benefit from the direction of a group. Should always be supervised in the kitchen.
Yellow: Dumbass with a good heart, the first one the fandom forgets about. Deserves better. Probably knows how to bake. 1000% Done With This Shit but also yes I will help you commit felonies. Needs a nap. High-strung. Deserves more quality attention in Canon but probably won’t get it. Divides the audience between Love Them and Irritated By Them. Mom Energy. Knits.
Green: Outward personality is mostly a façade. Simultaneously Most Likely and Least Likely murder suspect. Trauma. Probably needs a hug. Trans Icon Energy. Gamer. Good with either gardening or tech, sometimes both. Needs to be patient and kind to themselves. Holds a grudge forever. Eccentric. Reluctant Pet Owner becomes Diehard Pet Parent. Will Stab You.
Blue: Whatever they are on the outside is softer and sadder on the inside. High-Key Acts Wise to cover up the Big Dumbass Energy. Sweet Tooth Skincare Routine Instagram Diva. Snark. Always knows best. Aloof, bad with feelings, may have a stick up their ass. Family Issues Energy. The physical embodiment of Conflict. Needs Friends, or will devolve into a trash monster. Slight Bastard Energy.
Purple: 30% Fashion Icon, 30% early 2010’s “U Mad, Bro?” Meme in physical form, 30% Insecurity And A Desire To Be Loved And Understood. Remaining 10% dedicated to coming off as way cooler than they actually are. Bedhead. Not a morning person. Little Shit Energy. Younger Sibling Energy. Flushes the toilet while you’re in the shower.
Brown: Deserved more/better attention in Canon. Absolutely Batshit but Knows What They’re Talking About. Will Survive The Apocalypse. Probably could be mysterious and elegant if they wanted but isn’t really feeling it. Strong Commitment To Aesthetic. Feral Badass Energy. Lived in the woods before it was cool.
Black: Big Scary Softy. Fully capable of killing you and everyone you love but probably won’t. Stealth Meme. Seems like a Lawful Good Paladin but is surprisingly chill about doing crime. Reluctant Dad Energy. May or may not have committed assault. Do as I say, not as I do. Secret Knitter Energy. Why Do People Trust Me To Be The Responsible One, I Did Not Ask For This. Tempted to let the kids stick their fingers in the electrical socket, just once. Tired. I Love My Partner So Much
Grey: Sad Things. Press F to pay respects. Can’t help but like them a little. Could probably benefit from having a large, kindly dog. Needs more friends. Cannot survive on beef jerky alone but By God They Will Try. Either is a mom or needs one. Needs to braid hair and talk about feelings. Not allowed to die. Possibly magical. Neglected in fan fiction.
White: Either Big Serious or WeedFiend420; possibly both. Either way, Bisexual. Highly competent and strict. Parties Rarely but Parties Hard. Went Buckwild in college, somehow still graduated. Big Bitch Energy. Should not look as good as they do. Guilty of war crimes. Consumes a truly alarming amount of caffeine. Possibly immortal.
Pink: Can, Should, and Will kick your ass. Overachiever disguised as a quirky oddball. Your death will be neither swift not merciful. Highly competitive. Full of both love and rage. Their mouth is for Cake and Screaming. Optimistic. Baby Bi Energy. Loyal as hell. Has A Dark Secret. Tempted by the dark side. Talks to their plants
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Ordinary office worker Oohashi Rei wakes up in the body of the protagonist of her favorite otome game, Revolution. To her delight, the first person to greet her is also her favorite character, Claire Francois―the main antagonist of the story! Now, Rei is determined to romance Claire instead of the game’s male leads. But how will her villainous ladylove react to this new courtship?!I’m in Love with the Villainess is an exceptionally queer light novel that openly discusses many aspects of the LGBTQ+ community. It openly labels many of its characters as gay, transgender, or queer and represents LGBTQ+ people and families in a positive way.
In the near-future, people use technology to give the illusion of all kinds of body modifications-but some people have “Egan’s Syndrome,” a highly sensitive immune system that rejects these “mods” and are unable to use them. Those who are affected maintain a “natural” appearance, reliant on cosmetics and hair dye at most to help them play with their looks.Sunati is attracted to Austen the first time she sees her and is drawn to what she assumes is Austen’s bravery and confidence to live life unmodded. When Sunati learns the truth, she’s still attracted to Austen and asks her on a date. Gradually, their relationship unfolds as they deal with friends, family, and the emotional conflicts that come with every romance. Together, they will learn and grow in a story that reminds us no matter how technology evolves, we will remain … always human.
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dreamxd's look is inspired by biblically accurate angels
ur dsmp art is AMAZING dude, ur insanely talented 🫶🏻 was wondering if you’ve ever drawn c!niki nihachu? if not i would love to see her in ur style if you were willing (no pressure ofc!!)
Thank you, it means a lot!! I have drawn her in the past but it’s been 4ish years 😭 I’m a veteran and only recently started revisiting mcyt lol. But here’s a little page of her, I need to figure out my revamped designs for a lot of the characters still so it’s a little nothingburger but I hope you like it regardless!
Us, arriving to Austria to a tiny family hotel owned by an elderly lady
Us: speak only limited German
Lady: barely speaks English
Us:
Lady:
Lady: Czech? Slovak?
Us: Czech
Lady, to herself: Czech, that's a Slavic language right
Lady: understand Yugoslavian?
Us:
Us: yeah that works
war ? prison ? tommy what are you talking about ? we’re making potions in the van look !
please reblog and/or comment this took over 30 hours
he/they, brňák celým svým srdcem, humorníček, cz/eng, many fandoms in my heart
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