Want To Learn Something New In 2022??

hey um. your boyfriend gained genre awareness and in an attempt to defy his inevitable tragic demise he only sealed his fate. sorry

some favorites from text chat

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

TŘI OŘÍŠKY PRO POPELKU/DREI HASELNÜSSE FÜR ASCHENBRÖDEL 1973 | dir. Václav Vorlíček

im WEIRD im a WEIRDO, I don't FIT in *pause* and i dont *pause* WANNA fit in *breath in* have you ever seen me without this STUPID hat on?? THATS WEIRD!!

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

slavnostně vyhlašuju, že holky by měly v pondělí jít koledovat. pokud vymrskáte kluka, dostanete jeho koledu. ať se vás bojí. nechť první hladové hry započnou!

Yuri and LGBTQ+ Manga, Anime, and Games to Enjoy this Pride Month

Manga and Comics

I’m in Love with the Villainess

Ordinary office worker Oohashi Rei wakes up in the body of the protagonist of her favorite otome game, Revolution. To her delight, the first person to greet her is also her favorite character, Claire Francois―the main antagonist of the story! Now, Rei is determined to romance Claire instead of the game’s male leads. But how will her villainous ladylove react to this new courtship?!I’m in Love with the Villainess is an exceptionally queer light novel that openly discusses many aspects of the LGBTQ+ community. It openly labels many of its characters as gay, transgender, or queer and represents LGBTQ+ people and families in a positive way.

Always Human

In the near-future, people use technology to give the illusion of all kinds of body modifications-but some people have “Egan’s Syndrome,” a highly sensitive immune system that rejects these “mods” and are unable to use them. Those who are affected maintain a “natural” appearance, reliant on cosmetics and hair dye at most to help them play with their looks.Sunati is attracted to Austen the first time she sees her and is drawn to what she assumes is Austen’s bravery and confidence to live life unmodded. When Sunati learns the truth, she’s still attracted to Austen and asks her on a date. Gradually, their relationship unfolds as they deal with friends, family, and the emotional conflicts that come with every romance. Together, they will learn and grow in a story that reminds us no matter how technology evolves, we will remain … always human.

Keep reading

no to teda! i protože se o nich musím učit :(

(mimochodem to jsem si vážně ať teď všiml, že můj post byl reblognut mým oblíbeným českým autorem? TwT 'Můžeš (kudla) stačí chtít' navždy v mém srdci <3)

můj oblíbený kousek, vtípeček, dalo by se říci, je říkat 'to by se mělo zakázat' o věcech jako bolest mých zad, kausální vztah psychických a fyzických problémů nebo důsledky nedostatku spánku, s indikací toho, že by tento zákaz měla vykonat vláda.

moje další talenty v oboru umění konverzace, obsahují reference na věci o kterých nikdo kolem mě neslyšel.

Nas has been spitting nothing but facts this week