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Eddie/Venom Fic Recs
For all you monsterfuckers out there <3 This one’s mostly explicit
1. Delineation by heyitsathrowaway (E)
Mostly Eddie has a pretty good handle on what’s him and what’s Venom.
2. Kiss the skin that crawls from you by dezemberzarin (E)
What’s the point?
Eddie glances around to the other people hurrying along the sidewalk, lowers his voice until he’s muttering into the collar of his jacket. “I like sex! I want to have sex again in the future, so you’ll have to find a way to deal with it.”
If you say so.
3. Vessel by linguamortua (E)
When Venom was quiet, and when he wasn’t shooting giant fucking tentacles out of Eddie’s body, Eddie couldn’t much feel his presence. Occasionally there was a flicker of something: of anger, of hunger. Right now there was nothing. So maybe Eddie had pissed him off. Or—and this was a thought that Eddie had not had before—perhaps he had hurt Venom’s feelings. He lay there, staring at the ceiling and listening to the couple banging next door. She was making a lot of noise. The blood came up his neck and face a little. And then a little more, now he knew that Venom would be able to feel it too.
4. First Contact by SageMasterofSass (E)
or, why Eddie Brock can never return to his favorite coffee shop
5. Privacy Please by eobarry (E)
ok google, how do you explain to your alien symbiote bodyfucker that you need three fucking seconds alone to jack off?
or
eddie figures out that he needs a lot less privacy than he expected.
6. will you chew until it bleeds? by brawlite (E)
Venom drags Eddie into a seedy club out of sheer curiosity. Trying to make the most of a night he didn’t choose for himself, Eddie tries to get laid. Instead, he gets mugged. Afterwards, Venom doesn’t let Eddie feel too disappointed about the missed opportunity.
7. Bakardade (Loneliness) by manosoutas (T)
Eddie is not used to loneliness. It’s his biggest fear, what used to eat him alive back when his life couldn’t be worse.
He is not alone anymore.
8. Parts That Form Us by Rikku (NR)
“I know what I – okay,” he said. He started walking a little faster, bouncing restlessly on the heels of his feet. “I shouldn’t have called you my boyfriend. Won’t happen again. Okay?”
No reply for at least two city blocks, like he was as alone as any of the rest of the people passing by him. Eddie chewed at his lip.
In which figuring things out can be tough when your jerkbag alien goo friend is as bad at feelings as you are, but they get there in the end.
old lockscreens I made for myself of the Diamond Authority
me to every artist who draw Venom thicc:
Perfect For Us (Ralph/Jerry)
So this is a (hopefully) cute fluff/angsty story I wrote about my two bois. It was going to be smut but I changed my mind.
Keep reading
Been thinking about this a lot.
If Venom is so much of a loser back home, how did they end up on this highly important mission? What possible purpose would they serve? Riot is the leader, of course, and I’m assuming Carrion (yellow) and Blight (blue) would probably be like combat and study, so why is this dumb gay there?
And then it hit me.
The only constructs Venom ever produced during fights were defensive. When the Foundation goons bust up Eddie’s apartment, they make a shield to protect the people whose window they just crashed through from getting shot. The fight with Riot, they produce a big one to keep him from tearing their face off. After the rocket, they created a parachute so Eddie didn’t get hurt—at what could easily have been the cost of their own life. They told Anne not to get involved because it would be dangerous.
Venom was just a tank. The only reason they were there was to take damage and keep the others safe.
Fuck, man.
theory: the basement tapes were actually a podcast
eric: welcome back to the basement tapes, we’ve got a fun one for you today
dylan: alright, so we’re gonna open with a question from “footfucker69″, nice username by the way, who asks “who is your favorite spice girl?”
dylan: well personally, mine is baby spice. you?
eric: …what the fuck is a spice girl?
dylan, in disbelief: eric i get we’re edgy kids forever but… the spice girls are 90s icons.
eric: dylan, please no. you made me listen to the backstreet boys and i didn’t figh-
dylan: eric harris, you are going to listen to the spice girls and you are going to love thm whether you like it or not
cue to dylan forcing eric to listen to the spice girls.
These are just too good
*Me as a mother in the future*
Kid: Mom, may I have a c-
Me: COSPLAY? CONVO ABOUT OTPs? CONVENTION TICKET?
Kid: Cookie?
*grumbles and mumbles as I hand over the cookie*
