Old Lockscreens I Made For Myself Of The Diamond Authority 

you’re dead at recess.

Memes

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Credit to: @caffeinatedunicorn @bussdownkatya

*these photos are not mine*

boogie woogie oogie

I wonder why shes so good with invisible people (click on it….)

A healthy person's pee is 95% water, so does that mean that Jesus can walk on piss? But then again, the other 5% isn't water. So, does that mean Jesus CAN walk on your piss, but he slowly starts sinking because the urine isn't actually water?

Is your piss quicksand for Jesus?

Can jesus turn your piss into wine?

Would you drink your own quicksand wine piss?

dream address: 4800 2398 3734

super creepy town with a boarding school theme, i think.

my favorite part is the hospital room, it’s got a kinda silent hill thing going on!

Perfect For Us (Ralph/Jerry)

So this is a (hopefully) cute fluff/angsty story I wrote about my two bois. It was going to be smut but I changed my mind.

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For anyone wondering why this is so familiar, it originated from a book called “I want my hat back”

remember that trend in the earlier days of tumblr where ppl would draw this with every fucking fandom? yeah

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GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????