Nonsense-goblin - 🩷Goblin🩷

He looked gorgeous to me I want his gender so badly ..

“I could fix him” or I could NOT fix him and kiss him passionately on the mouth and let him be my mentally unstable bbg

There he goes!

he never knew it was 5 o’lock somewhere 😔

Made this because this is exactly what I wish I could do to spider (He would bite me if I tried)

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

Wait! The baby toss being able to crit gives me a reason to share this edit of one of my pieces I made a while back!

I need to see the baby toss crit so bad, I need to send Rosemary to space.

EVERYONE CHEERED

"Greens did this" and "Blacks did that." Shut up this is feudalism; everyone sucks. You don't side with who's the most moral, you side with who you think is the hottest. GOD, I THOUGHT WE UNDERSTOOD THIS.