He Never Knew It Was 5 O’lock Somewhere 😔

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There he goes!

"i'm team black" "i'm team green"

well i am neither because i choose my teams with my pussy and not my moral compass

Made this because this is exactly what I wish I could do to spider (He would bite me if I tried)

“I could fix him” or I could NOT fix him and kiss him passionately on the mouth and let him be my mentally unstable bbg

Spider had every right to save quartich??? Naur I swear if I was loak I'd bitchslap that mf back to earth if I found out smh I mean his name is literally spider which means his ass gon be stepped on come avatar 3 🤭

No but hear me out on this:

Spider basically lived with the Sullys for fifteen whole years. Fifteen years!! He spent almost every day with them, he was there on almost every major event in their lives. His whole childhood was with them! When they got captured, he tried to protect Kiri the same way Lo‘ak did- like she’s his own blood. He was even the last to lower his bow because he was so ready to fight some 10ft tall recoms in order to protect Kiri, Lo‘ak and Tuk.

And yet nobody cared when he was captured himself. I know it would be a risk for the Sullys to get him back but did they even consider it for one second?? The enemie took him and all Jake said was oh well he’s tough, he’ll make it. That kid just protected Kiri from getting shot! Would he have said that about any of his other kids too if they got captured by Quaritch ? He certainly didn’t, later in the movie.

Spider spent so long in 'captivity', living with Quaritch and the RDA, he got tortured for information yet he never told them anything. He even risked the live of some random villagers instead of just telling Quaritch what he knows about Jake and his location.

Spider was gone for months at this point and again, nobody seemed to care. Nobody was even talking about him for more than one minute, wondering if he was even still alive. And I bet you he was thinking about the Sullys every second of the day…

And even after everything that happened, Spider didn’t hesitate for one moment to get back on the ship to help Jake find his daughters. He was ready to die for Kiri when Neytiri had her knife on his chest, all he said was don’t hurt her and never don’t hurt me. He didn’t even care about himself.

Spider loves the Sullys with his whole heart, yet they treated him like some insect. He grew up with them and Jake called him a stray cat, he really didn’t deserve this. That boy is just looking for some love, for a family, because that’s what’s missing in his life. Children instinctively search for parental figures if they don’t have them in their live and that’s what he did with the Sullys. They were his family even if they didn’t consider him a part of them.

All in all, Spider simply has huge daddy issues. He’s looking for something that represents a family, a father, because he never had one of his own. He sees the Sully family right in front of his eyes and probably knows he can never be one of them like he really wants to be. And then someone shows up that actually shares his dna, someone that could be considered a father. Quaritch isn’t the best man and Spider knows that, he knows that he’s the enemy, but he sees something good in him because he sees someone that’s trying to be good for him. Quaritch always made sure Spider was okay, he made sure nobody hurt him again and that he was taken care of- something we never saw Jake do. Even when Quaritch got so close to fulfilling his only goal and held one of Jakes kids hostage, he willingly let her go because he didn’t want Neytiri to hurt Spider.

Yes, Quaritch isn’t the best dad either and he’s still the bad guy here. But at least he’s trying, at least he shows some effort.

Spider had every right to save Quaritch because he showed him a lot more parental love and protection than Jake ever did.

Spider, what are you WEARING??? 😭😭⁣⁣

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Fr though, that pic of him on the beach embodies the fandom’s reaction to the movies’ delay⁣⁣

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Green men + Daemon as horrible dating site interactions

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