Daisy Commission 🐶

Huh if this works I'll be amazed (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*

There's a reason Zhongli's character story about why he decided to retire first explains how Rex Lapis met Barbatos. With a gust of wings on the wind, the new lord of anemo dropped down into Liyue offering wine and company, abandoning his duties for that? It baffled Morax for over two thousand years. Yet Morax invited the other archons into Liyue. Morax entertained all of Barbatos's questions. Then five of their friends fell. The wind would not return as Barbatos slumbered away most of the time Morax could have used his company.

So when he heard that merchant say your duties are done. It all clicked into place. What Barbatos was trying to tell him all along. Sit back have a drink and be with friends. Duty is not all there is.

[being told they're the chosen one]

Damian: I will not let you down.

Cassandra: Sounds fun.

Tim: K.

Jason: No I'm fucking not.

Duke: Do I have to be?

Dick: Please no, I am so tired.

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like

This is going to be very awkward because both of them would probably be like well. It's practically him points out the other but it's also like not and I think that would just be funny

Genshin Impact x Honkai Star Rail

Sometimes they can still hear each other's voices 🤧

Magic and Mystery/Coil Dazai(ʘᴗʘ✿)