There's A Reason Zhongli's Character Story About Why He Decided To Retire First Explains How Rex Lapis

My sibling: He's traumatizing everyone, He's made a list and he's checking it twice

About hisoka 🌟💧

Gordon has a new detective, freshly transferred to his department, who Will Not Stop Making Death Puns

And he's about ready to commit murder.

The man is very, very good at his job. He seems to stumble across evidence without realizing what he's doing, and freaks out suspects at interrogation tables by bringing up crap his wife and husband do that perfectly mirrors the suspect's story, and then points out the inconsistencies.

He is quickly becoming the most hated man in the department, in terms of who criminals hate.

Great news, Gordon's 100% sure he isn't corrupted.

Bad news, Gordon's 100% sure of that because he keeps easily outing corrupted cops with an ease that makes Gordon feel like he's been wasting time all these years.

So when Batman pisses Gordon off just a little too much, goes over his head one too many times, Gordon decides "fuck it, he get's to deal with Detective Daniel Foley."

But as he's walking away, as Foley starts to hand over the files, he hears the most Dreaded Phrase that man can ever say.

"Ya know, my wife-"

Basically Danny is married to Sam and Tucker, both he and Sam took Tucker's last name, and Danny is a modern Columbo.

Only he speaks to ghosts for easy cheat codes to evidence.

@simplestoryteller

Dumb little things

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

Support group

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”

Flower crowns are awesomeee

not rlly proud of how it turned out but might as well post it