The Best Moment In Safety Not Guaranteed:

Can Bella please understand this? ^^ Thanks.

Okay, so let me get something straight.

Bella dates Edward.

Edward is a vampire.

And he shimmers and sparkles and stuff.

And he’s all dark and altruistic and torn about his humanity, or whatever. And he’s in, like, a perpetual state of guilt over harming her.

So, we can surmise that her type is your average tall, dark (blondeish?), and handsome vampire with a side of tortured soul.

What I don’t understand is how Bella could see THIS:

and not lose her shit, or start drooling, or just rip of her clothes and *free the nips* if you catch my drift...

Jasper. Is. Endgame.

Wise up, Bella. Let’s see some mastermind-level seduction going on over here.

HELL YES.

Because we all know they should’ve been end game.

i can’t talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didn’t hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today

i literally googled “avatar hissing” for these images like dont. tell. me. they. don’t. hiss. bc. they. do!!

navi clan are the living embodiment of feral blue cats and i am HERE for it

i think they put up with Alot before miss swan came along

Finally finished watching s2 of Shadow & Bone and like did anyone else notice that weird ~moment~ look thingy between Inej and Tolya when Inej was getting on the boat

like what was that

Can we just address the fact that Ella Lopez is amazing and deserves more screen time?

when you find out loki/sylvie have actual chemistry AND the show legitimizes the lgbtq+ community...

I do this all the time.

ao3: you already left kudos here :)

me: well :) maybe :) i :) want :) to :) do :) it :) again :)