2012 Bahrain GP Winner Sebastian Vettel With Runner Up Kimi Räikkönen. It Was Their First Joint Podium

Thanks to @wolfsbanesbite 's generosity, here we have the legendary "Bromance? Never heard of him." video.

Imagine being Matthew. You're just a dude. Kind of a loser. You die. You turn into a bird. You become an errand boy for a magical kingdom ruled by a gigantically sulky bitch who has bitchy little arguments with his fantastical (and also bitchy) palace staff. You feel like the only sane guy in the room at all times.

#pretty boi kimi #face crafted by God Himself #so effortlessly broody could have been a Tom Ford model #kimiraikkonen

Kimi Raikkonen drives a ferrari to the Kimi Raikkonen Tag Heuer cocktail party March 12, 2008 in Melbourne, Australia Source: Robert Prezioso/Getty Images Entertainment

So here’s a compilation of Drunk Kimi™ featuring Stache Seb™ and a whole lot of second hand embarassement.

Kimi's P1 celebration starter pack:

1. Put his hands on the air while in the cockpit when he crossed finish line

2. Little pat on the back if he felt comfortable with the drivers

4. Put his hands on the air awkwardly while on the podium and waved his hands to the crowds occasionally

5. Showed up his trophy for a sec

6. Drink his champagne

7. Spray his champagne with lack of enthusiasm and more enthusiastic champagne drinking (my man doesn't waste good champagne 🍾)

simi pixels <3

Sebastian Vettel | Hungarian GP | 2013

Do you fancy Fernando as a team mate for next season?

SV: I prefer Kimi.

Why's that?

SV: Uhm... I think uh... need to be careful now, but uh nothing against Fernando, I really respect him a lot as a driver, but uhm... I think I respect Kimi on-track, off-track because he's always been very straight with me and uh, from that point of view it might be a bit easier.

F1 drivers at the Independence Day Reception, annually hosted at the Presidential Palace on 6th of December

Mika Häkkinen

Kimi Räikkönen

Keke Rosberg

Keke & Sina Rosberg sparked controversy in 1986 with Sina wearing a suit and bowtie not far from his husband's style; on the contrary to the style etiquette of women having to wear gowns at the time. They later disappeared from the ball, leaving quite early.

++BONUS:

Sebastian (in Finnish): "It was a good day. Where's my invitation to the Palace? I'm almost a Finnish man."

Saw this and immediately thought of Gojo and Nanami 💞