Kimi's P1 celebration starter pack:
1. Put his hands on the air while in the cockpit when he crossed finish line
2. Little pat on the back if he felt comfortable with the drivers
4. Put his hands on the air awkwardly while on the podium and waved his hands to the crowds occasionally
5. Showed up his trophy for a sec
6. Drink his champagne
7. Spray his champagne with lack of enthusiasm and more enthusiastic champagne drinking (my man doesn't waste good champagne 🍾)
"I prefer Kimi."
"Him and I were meant to be, Michael!"
Naive and extroverted RBR Seb and infamously anti-social, giver-of-no-shits except that one time with Pelé Kimi. Somehow they made it work.
🚩+🐂 = ❤️
the wording😭😭😭😭
VALENCIA, SPAIN: Sebastian Vettel retires from the European Grand Prix at the Valencia Street Circuit on June 24, 2012. or: pov you're a poor cameraperson and seb, in a display of [banned], decks you with his gloves out of frustration. u pick! lol
sauber kimi's shoes
left - brake right - throttle
emotional time for Kimi
-2007 Brazil, Kimi Raikkonen
#sandman #hob gadling
imagine you're out for drinks with your mates spouting absolute bullshit about how you're gonna live forever and the palest rich boy you've ever seen comes up with a sick ass ruby around his neck and black robes and dramatic hair and is like oh you're going to live forever? in the most awkward tone imaginable and your mates are absolutely losing it but the kid isn't bad on the eyes and it's obviously the first time he's been outside of whatever castle he cracked out of so you tell them to shut up and play along and then bam it's been a hundred fucking years and you're still alive and this guy is back in the exact same fit and basically tells you you're immortal now purely to amuse him for one night in a century and you have to just roll with that for the next six hundred years because what else are you going to do
Imagine being Matthew. You're just a dude. Kind of a loser. You die. You turn into a bird. You become an errand boy for a magical kingdom ruled by a gigantically sulky bitch who has bitchy little arguments with his fantastical (and also bitchy) palace staff. You feel like the only sane guy in the room at all times.