Im Froyo In A Cup

Meanwhile our president plays golf

Guys you can’t include the bear you’ll attract the furries.

Here is a preview of some characters in our upcoming pilot series Sin With Me!✨ If it becomes a full series who would you want as another love interest?💘

I feel called out.

Do you ever reread an old fanfiction of yours and you’re just like:

… I didn’t write it….

Hades: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Persephone: ... are you okay???

Hades: Cerberus stole my frickin garlic bread

She is beautiful

Ron Weasley

Lily Potter

People the HP movies did dirty:

Ginny Weasley

Draco Malfoy

James Potter

Feel free to add onto this

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

Terry Crews is my hero.

Does anyone else think about how when Europe was terrified of witches among them people started killing cats because the thought the might be familiars, and the massacres of cats likely contributed to the boom in rodent populations which aided in the spread of the black plague.

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