As A Californian Dude Is How You Address Everyone And Everything, And I Legit Did Not Know That The Rest

No no no! This is rape! There is no excuse for her actions!

ppl should learn basic anatomy. Physical responses does not equal consent.

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

Meanwhile our president plays golf

YAS! All or nothing is going to be a thing! 

let me know if you guy want an extra pair of hands on the project ;)

SO I FOUND THIS AND I HAVE ACE/DEMI FRIENDS AND WE ARE DOING THIS ALRIGHT TUMBLR PEOPLE TIME TO WRITE A SCRIPT! ((Aka msg me or ask me stuff to write a script! We’ll be making a youtube channel and it will all be 30 mins long each episode someone else with the script!))

We will be making a few changes, because we’re adding in a lot of my friends which are all different genders and sexualities. So ye! Please reblog if you thing we should do this!!

Will some one please explain?

Is there even an explanation?

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

So my nine year old sister was trying to use the camera on my phone to look at a sore on her lip, but she didn’t realize that she was accidentally filming in slo-mo.  We now have a two minute long video of her slowly pulling her lip down, and wiggling her tongue and I haven’t laughed so hard in years

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

Shit that’s my home town, stay safe every one.

This is scary AF! Please be safe out there ladies