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#dreamsmp #wilbursoot #oreli #c!wilbursoot

"(Insert character here) will be the one to defeat c!Wilbur!" "No, (Insert character here) will be the one to finally put a stop to c!Wilbur's plans!"

You fools. You absolute fools. There is historically only one person with enough pure spite and raw ability to stop Wilbur Soot, whatever he plans on doing, dead in his tracks.

Question.

That moment when you realize it’s up to yourself if you want new content of your favorite character

When your bored so you draw on the school chromebook

Baby Steps

we need more absolutely deranged and bizarre trans characters in media. victims of the weird little girl to sleazy car salesman pipeline. women who are cartoon magicians. characters who live in a broken down volkswagen bus for no real reason. sword cane owners who wear a suit every day and go to the dollar store like that. trans characters that are outcasts not because they are trans but because they are genuine little freaks <3 hope this helps!

"Jason isn't right he's just traumatized."

Bruce's entire story is about his trauma. His no killing rule is about trauma. He is traumatized and it's why he does what he does.

Also, I know this is shocking, but victims and people with ptsd can let that influence our ethics without it making them invalid. What kind of "the most calm and objective person in the argument is right" gross dudebro debate tactic is this?

Like some of you are so eager to prove that fictional killing is wrong you end up saying wildly offensive shit about people with ptsd.

sbi, but it’s sanders sides

phil is thomas. tommy is morality. wilbur is anxiety. techno is logic. tubbo is creativity. ranboo is deceit. fundy is his intrusive thoughts.

i mean come on just imagine:

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tubbo: oooh what if you used coral?

phil: good idea mate!

wilbur: coral is fucking disgusting don’t choose that

tommy: SHUT THE FUCK UP WILBUR CORAL IS A GOOD BLOCK

techno, snickering: yeah wilbur shut up

tommy: FUCK OFF TECHNO DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT WILBUR HE’S PERFECT

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person: so why didn’t you come to my party?

wilbur, panicking: if you tell him you didn’t want to go he’ll hate you forever

ranboo, panicking because of wilbur: *slams hands on table* TELL HIM YOU’RE SICK

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phil: *building another tnt dropper in hardcore*

fundy: ok but what if you built one over a random village

phil:

phil: fundy, what the fuck?

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tubbo: TECHNO

techno, sighing: what?

tubbo: i have this reaaaallly cool idea for a build but i don’t wanna forget so can you help me write notes for it please?

techno, heart squeezing: i—yeah, sure

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phil: so why do you avoid each other so much?

wilbur: we don’t mix

ranboo: *nods*

phil: and why’s that?

wilbur: well, i panic a lot whenever anything happens

ranboo: and him panicking makes me panic so i instinctively start lying to try and get you out of a situation

phil, thinking about the time he forgot his wallet at the grocery store and started panicking when he had to pay so he told the cashier that he forgot the bread and instead left the store and drove home: ...that honestly explains so much

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techno: —they’re rich in nutrients and antioxidants, they lower the risk of heart disease and improve immunity and blood sugar levels, they’re easy to grow and are versatile so you can add them to any meal. they also improve the digestive system and they’re high in carbs so they’re incredibly filling—

fundy: ...what’s he talking about?

phil, absolutely exhausted: the benefits of potatoes so he can convince me to make a potato farm

tubbo: how long has this been going on?

phil: three hours

tommy: what the fuck.

fundy: ...i’m gonna disagree with him to see what happens

ranboo, panicking: fundy nO WAIT—

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wilbur: they need to die

techno: you can’t kill all of the anteaters, wil. it’ll destroy the food chain

both of them: *turn to ranboo*

techno: ranboo what do you think?

ranboo: ...about what?

wilbur: do you think anteaters are vile creatures and god’s worst mistake and that they need to be eradicated?

ranboo: *glances between the two*

ranboo, internally: quick pick a side oh god—

ranboo, sweating: wh...what’s an anteater?

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tommy, after ranboo made phil pretend to be a devout christian for 30 minutes to avoid an argument about religion: you’re such a pussy, ranboob

ranboo: we’ve established this, yes

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PLEASE HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN ANYONE DO THIS YET?! LIKE COME ON. SLEEPY SIDES AU. IT NEEDS TO BE A THING.

lord forgive me, im back on my undertale voice acting bullshit

Has this been done yet or...

Fun lil drawings