Mfs On Scp Foundation Be Named Wrench Or Something. Yall Non-binary Or Something What's Up With That

PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!!!

I'm lonely 🥲

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

Boss has me cleaning the castle (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥)

Apparently leaving blood everywhere isn't acceptable ರ⁠_⁠ರ

Anyways, have some art my minions (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love

I'M ALIVE! AND HAVE A MASSIVE DUCK!

Sorry I was gone y'all, boss sent me away on a boat for a while •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

Already stolen all your shit

Loser (⁠〃ﾟ⁠3ﾟ⁠〃⁠)

Nico’s an Hermes devotee, I’m an Apollo devotee, we’re destined to beef.

@nicos-art-and-shit PULL UP HO!👹

Candy mountain Charlie~

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Nico’s actually so fucking insane

I was hanging out and out of nowhere she started up “We gotta get to candy mountain Charlie.” And it developed to “we gotta get to tranny mountain so you can be a real boy! Charlie.” Because of me

There was also some llamas with hats there but it was all those fucking unicorns

What do you think it means!!

I go on your blog and suddenly see gore!! 😭

I'm outta here!!

Lmao I will post the most random shit on here, so sucks to suck

Me about changing my life

"Time to revise and edit that tumblr post"*falls on other knee*

@xxmidnight-melodyxx was there again 😭

This is the post I'm talking about btw ⬇️