Me About Changing My Life

And I'm back my minions (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

This is Verdammter Narr

Enjoy my minions

I must go now as the boss has found his broken mug and the castle is on lockdown (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

Okay, I guess I need to state this. ‼️‼️I CANNOT DONATE‼️‼️

didn’t think I would have to but I guess I do. I cannot donate, I do not have PayPal, Venmo, or anything of the sorts and that’s also a reason I don’t take commissions. Do not send me GoFundMe asks, hospitals and severe injuries often shown in those are extremely triggering.

yes, I feel sympathy but I do not have money.

Do not fucking send me GoFundMes.

What do you think it means!!

I go on your blog and suddenly see gore!! 😭

I'm outta here!!

Lmao I will post the most random shit on here, so sucks to suck

Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

I have NO money to give you

I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach

I am a minor, and most of my followers are too

It makes me feel extremely guilty

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate

It makes me feel uncomfortable

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected

I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't

I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

Already stolen all your shit

Loser (⁠〃ﾟ⁠3ﾟ⁠〃⁠)

Nico’s an Hermes devotee, I’m an Apollo devotee, we’re destined to beef.

@nicos-art-and-shit PULL UP HO!👹

reblog if gay

gonna see how far this goes without any tags.