man i love a good exposition. It’s my favorite thing in narratives. Like. The first act of le nozze di figaro?? The first lotr film?! The first chapter of the picture of dorian gray?? The first part of dracula????!! Like yes, introduce those characters!! Tell me about the shire!! Describe the atmosphere of the castle! I need to know about it!! That’s my shit. First sentences even!! “The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses…”, “In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.” Ugh. I love it.
The term 'ship' is too vague. I don't think they should date i think they should be fucking regularly. I don't think they should date i think they should yearn for eachother endlessly but never have it be requited. I don't think they should date i think they should kiss one night and never talk about it again. I don't think they should date i think they should hate eachother so much that it turns into bottled up lust. I don't think they should date i think one of them should have a one-sided crush on the other. I don't think they should date i think they should have a situationship that ruins their lives. I don't think they should date i think they should stab eachother
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literally dropped everything to make this
leliana ruining dinner in the origins camp by trying to explain he/him lesbians to oghren
This is my first DA2 playthrough romancing Anders and he has a lethal amount of insane pussy. Zero rizz and zero chill. Rebel without a cat. Incurably a dork. You show the slightest bit of interest and he's ophelia swooning into your arms waxing poetic about the end of the world. He's blonde. He's deranged. He is 100percent right about the mage revolution. His ability tree has skills like VENGEANCE and MARTYR and he has big brown eyes that belong on a baby cow. The DA dev team created a man so wonderfully broken and fumbled him so badly. If you hate Anders I'm going to assume you're fascist. No there is no nuance.
Rewatching the extended fellowship of the ring compelled me to make this shitpost video of Legolas and Aragorn being besties
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video is mildly funny but this comment killed me