Not Gonna Do It But The Urge To Respond To Everyone Going "man Why Wasn't Varric Dateable :(((" With

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Female Lavellan/Solas (Dragon Age), Inquisitor & Solas (Dragon Age) Characters: Solas (Dragon Age), Female Lavellan (Dragon Age), Lavellan (Dragon Age), Dorian Pavus, The Iron Bull (Dragon Age), Varric Tethras, Vivienne (Dragon Age), Sera (Dragon Age), Cole (Dragon Age) Additional Tags: Angst, Dragon Age: Inquisition - Trespasser DLC, Parallel Universes, Not Canon Compliant, (not all of them anyway), Implied Sexual Content, POV Alternating Series: Part 4 of Dragon Age Inquisition - Fen, Part 9 of Dragon Age Inquisition - Ellana Summary:

In which Solas is confronted three times by three different Inquisitors, with three different outcomes.

"what are we" moment but it's just about siezen/duzen in a work environment

A little Avery, as a treat.

Okay i k ow I’ve been asking you a lot of obidala asks but it’s because i like your perspective…aside from 2 bottoms scenario if obidala did fuck what would it be like.

Anakin dies and it’s weird grief proxy sex that’s incredibly milquetoast and if they weren’t so upset about their husband/brotherboyfbestfriend dying they’d both be disappointed.

obi-wan strikes me as the kind of guy who might want to do it more than once in the throes of grief just to prolong the ~connection to anakin~ or whatever but i think Padmé has too much self respect to do it again LFMAO. So tells him no and then they both never talk about it again and things are forever weird between them

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared