Me: I'm Not Really Horny, I'm Just Checking Tumblr

I can never seem to put my finger on that Richard guy with Samantha. But I trust him as far as I can throw him.

this is my real account now hehehehe oopsies 

first first tumblr post

im on tumblr !!! ehehehehehe

Vomit in the McDonald's change the trajectory of my own life

Community in text posts part 2

YES YES YES Miranda and Steve back together again. Balance had been restored and all is right 🏠

Oh Steve I need you so bad I can't hold it in anymore. (He lifted his shirt up for like half a second) Miranda I get you. I really do.

so true !!! i wanna be him and be with him !!!

people must assume that i like eugene fitzherbert because i think he's hot or attractive or something when really it's

he's supportive, selfless and warm to a fault even after everything he's been through and i deeply admire that as i wish to be that same kind of reliable figure to my own loved ones

GENDER ENVY

I'm back with another crack meme, let's see how well this one does

If it does as well as my New Yorker Post then I'll make a navigation list for the memes :D

Bonus: