I Can Never Seem To Put My Finger On That Richard Guy With Samantha. But I Trust Him As Far As I Can

found a new person that i have looked at for 3 seconds in total to obsess over for the next several weeks !!!

Being annoying by making more Community and textposts!

say it with me:

ABORTION IS HEALTHCARE.

ABORTION IS A HUMAN RIGHT.

ALL GENDERS CAN GET AN ABORTION.

His slutty looks and abandonment issues have captivated me

Tangled the Series as ‘Reductress’ headlines

(the onion version)

+ BONUS:    sorry 

------- pt2 (final part) (lance, varian, lorbs, adira, shorty)

Lance Strongbow/Arnwaldo Schnitz: he would let out a little chuckle, take your hand, kiss it and say "my pronouns are whatever you want them to be my dear". he would then immediately walk away before you realize he stole your phone/wallet/anything valuable you have on you. but he would only make it ten seconds before turning around, running back up to you, giving you your belongings back, saying sorry, kissing your forehead and then running off again.

Varian: "um well mine are he/him and i find the use of they/them too, anyways enough about me have you heard about this new chemical it is so cool it is called...." he will talk to you about alchemy and chemicals until you leave

The Lorbs: "oooooh ehehehehehe the stupid human is so stupid stupid human you know nothing, you are not on our level, you wouldn't understand. they would continue laughing and walk away. the lorbs are not homophobic, they are just above society. but they will still call you slurs but it would be in a funny affectionate way

Adira: "don't talk to me but if you must, address me as sir"

Shorty: just as heads up, this guy is so out of it, he does not know what is going on at any given moment but is super chill about it. this little guy is in his own world. so when you ask he will be like "oh why yes you can have this cupcake" will proceed to easily pull out a tooth of his, and give it to you

Aidan really is the perfect man because Carrie is pissing me off 24/7. What do you mean you don't wanna marry him?? I'll do it I'll marry him. I'll take one for the team.