BRVR

I think it's about time we, as a community, started

Pondering Our Morbs

Yo moonknight fans, especially fellow singlets

LISTEN TO SYSTEMS PLEASE

STEVEN AND MARC ARE NOT VERSIONS OF EACH OTHER. THEYRE SEPARATE PEOPLE. istg some of yall folk are so dense. And it ain't selfcest to ship them either. Again, separate folk and alters can have relationships within systems. So many systems here have said that but yall refuse to listen

i was not prepared for my manager to call me a nickname from my source

its a well known nickname between the characters she and i were dressed as

but i wasnt just cosplaying. i was actually just dressing as myself and it took me so off guard. because for just a moment it was like i was home again.

fuck being a system im a sus-tem

The Pitt + this article from The Onion

fuck it, you know what? i want to be stuck in the middle of a love triangle right now

sometimes we want to find sourcemates for no other reason than to send memes to

like me (stiles), jason (todd) and tim (drake) really be out here like gimme someone to send fuckin memes to and laugh about source jokes

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

oh to have someone that would be willing to be a statue holding my hand for forever

only in my wildest dreams

AGE REGRESSOR KAZ PART TWO

If Jesper and Inej are in the know:

-jesper would play with him (hc jes regresses to ~10-12)

-inej would be extra protective of her boys

-inej and jesper would absolutely dote on their boy like he needs a snack? jesper's on it. a drink? inej is already holding it

-they would take turns covering for kaz when it comes to work stuff

-jesper likes to tell him stories his mom used to tell him and inej likes to tell him the stories of her saints

-they sit right next to him so he can feel their body heats and know that theyre there even tho he cant deal with touch

-if theyre gone for too long he starts slipping younger and crying

-eventually they work up to being able to scratch his head (kaz deserves head scratches gosh darn it) and he absolutely melts into them

-jesper gets kaz a soft and warm blanket made out of a patchwork of brightly colored fabrics that match some of his outfits so that he always has a part of him with him

-jesper also makes little metal toys for kaz to enjoy

-inej tracks down sweets and

more stuffed animals for kaz to enjoy

-JESPER ABSOLUTELY GETS HIM A STUFFED GOAT NAMED MILO

part one