Pokémon Mystery Dungeon But Every Time Someone Says Anything It Gets Weirder

the land before time but they only sing songs about how much they fucking hate each other

(AU info under the cut!)

A simple question of what Magnificus looks like under all his hair somehow led to the creation of the Dinoscrybes AU. Grimora is a Citipati, Leshy is a Guanlong, Magnificus is a Beipiaosaurus, and P03 is a Balaeniceps rex (otherwise known as the shoebill).

The “story” here is pretty loose, but Leshy was trapped in ice during the late Jurassic and was discovered and revived millions of years later in the late Cretaceous by Grimora and Magnificus, the latter of whom is magically immortal (don’t question it, it’s magic). P03, on the other hand, is from the far-flung future and was transported millions of years back in time by the scientists at the Kaminski Research Institute. Now they all have to get along or die trying until P03′s humans can find a way to bring him back to the present day.

Bonus size comparison! I wanted them all to be around the same height, but Grimora gets to be a little taller as a treat :3

* You find a dusty journal in a trash can.

* It is filled with drawings and illegible writing.

* You flip to a random page.

i see your bird spamtons and raise you shuvuuia spamton

Inscryptober Week 2: Time Warp

I love medieval settings so I naturally wanted to come up with one for this week’s prompt. P03′s head here is a wax tablet and he can instantly change the carvings on it to anything he wants (usually his own disgruntled face), though one can also draw on him with a stylus. The rest of his body, I imagine, is mechanical under that armour. 

Leshy, like in folklore, can change his height at will to be as tall as the highest tree or as short as a blade of grass. He’s the terrifying guardian of the forest P03 was supposed to vanquish. Mission failed (successfully).

Crowbar admiring this BEAUTIFUL art by Caliborn. True art like this is so rarely seen

(Cursed Cans recreation by @naturallydark skxkdkkd)

Yo draw the Heir of Bidoof

Bidoof: Wear the hood. Be the leader.

At long last, here are some of the pictures I took at Anirevo 2016! There were so many awesome cosplays and so many awesome people! If you see yourself, let me know and I’ll tag you!

Blurrcube living his best life - for @naturallydark

Inscryptober Week 4: Transcendence

I think this one is self-explanatory.

Inscryptober Week 4: Holiday

That’s right, fuckers, I’m writing a Hallmark AU. But not just any Hallmark AU, oh no, a Hallmark AU of the Retyrement AU invented by @determunition and @squid-hug! It’s fucking AU-ception up in here. Read the first chapter of Have a Holly Jolly Cardmas here, and check below the cut for the OG fic mine was inspired (inspyred) by.

OLD_FOLKS HOME by determunition

pokémon mystery dungeon but every time someone says anything it gets weirder part two

part one: x

fanfiction source: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11298912/1/Pokemon-Mystery-Dungeon-Unhinged