BROTHER WHAT IS THIS LMFAO

will prob use

so cute

◦˚~ ANIMATED PIXEL DIVIDERS by enchanthings ~˚◦

Info: these were all drawn/made & animated by me. please reblog/like if use!

maybe we will be keychains on the same key ring in the next life

true story i went to this bar in san diego and the bathroom was unisex w three stalls. i walk in and the first one is pretty gross, second one is a black commode with a black light bulb directly over head and all i can tell is it appears to be COVERED in piss, more than i thought a toilet seat could hold. i go to the THIRD stall and it’s STACKED with toilet paper just coming up & out the bowl. so i’m like jfc ok and i go back to the first one to squat over it. i’m mid pissin and this lady comes in and does the same thing except much more vocal. she goes to her first (my third) and is like **ew wtf**. and i’m like oh no baby wait. she hits the second and loud asf goes “IS THIS A MFKIN JOKE??” and went back to the other one, flushed it and i’m guessing did her business. i bout fell on my own filthy assseat bc my body locked up trying not to laugh.

i was blowed out when it happened and the first time i told the story but imma think about it every time i go shopping in the public restroom

i was sitting with this guy helping him with hmwk and we both glanced out the window at the same time and he goes “omg i have a boner”. and i was like omg what the fuck what do i say? so i was like “hey man that’s great”

he saw a teacher we had in the summer semester, we made jokes about her being a dick doctor that loves a man with good strong knees. he was saying (jokingly) that she’d made him chub up.

thought i was in a YA novel for a second tho ngl

this being the next song is great comedic timing in my professional opinion, funny as fuck

this guy asked me to help him find a class one of the first days back and i was like “it’s like right there” and he was like “? someone’s in there and i think it’s another class” and it was another class. because after i personally walked to the room to see, he pointed out that the class was at 10, and it was literally 9:00. like yeah dawg there’s another class in there because yours doesn’t start for an hour, but it’s clearly still room 212.

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services