Triple Baka Call That Team 7

how late am I to enstars

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goth sasuke you’ll always be famous to me

Sirius, after finding out about Jegulus: How could you do this to me? WHY would you do this to me?

James, distraught: Sirius, I'm so sorry, I didn't think you'd be this-

Sirius, crying: I was supposed to be best man for BOTH of you! Now I only get ONE chance?

Regulus, a bit irritated: Sirius, we've been dating for like two mon-

James, freaking out as well, now: FUCK, you're RIGHT! Oh Merlin, Reg, can we share him? Which side will he stand on? Will he go to both stag parties?

Regulus, leaning into the chaos, absolutely done: Remus is my best man.

Sirius, furious: WHAT?

James, triumphant: YES!

Remus: Absolutely not. I'm not being dragged into this.

Regulus, smirking: You'd walk down the aisle with Sirius.

Remus: ....alright.

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James, several hour later: Wait, Reggie, we're getting married?

Idea of cosplayer Shen Yuan whos known for embodying characters so well hes called the "Scholarly God" bc of his impeccable acting. One day he goes to a fun event at a ren faire and finds intrest in a particularly handsome brute in red.

Cut to metal worker Luo Binghe, a full armor combat specialist who actually is the BIGGEST fan of cos legend Yuan that hes followed the man since his very VERY first cos- Shen Quinqiu from PIDW. The two hit it off and no one suspects years later that when a new and upcoming cos comes to pair with Yuan, everyone thinks hes just a rising star. But....why is it after this new cos star that Yuan has the most beaitiful jewelery and metal work weapons/details in the whole community? Why do they only do popular mlm ships and couples cospays?

Thank his husband, Luo Binghe. After all, a God deserves only the finest hand made and loved items to adorn their body. And if his beloved wants him to dress as a Demon King for views, who is he to judge?

each about his own🤭

Do you know what I’m seeing?

I hate you so much right now

Its rushed and cringy but ive had it stuck in my head all fucking day

finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth