Its Rushed And Cringy But Ive Had It Stuck In My Head All Fucking Day

What if LBH really had a bad day and SQQ, not even concious of the fact hes doing it, spends the whole evening unconciously being gentle and loving to his husband bc "oh he is in the sun let me close the curtains" or "he looks like he has a migrane I think I will make us tea"

Thomas: Newt, I think I'm in love with Minho. Newt: Congrats, you are the last one to know!

Hua Cheng, trying to be as human as humanly possible to his husbands local villagers: Hello human. Did you pray to The Crowned Prince today? I highly recommend it, he is kind to all.

Old lady who knoes he isnt human and thinks he is really akward: What a considerate young man. He wants to show off his husband! I think I will give them a nice basket of oranges as a show of acceptance😊

Hua Cheng, thinking he succeded in getting new followers: I did it!!! Huzzah!!!!

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each about his own🤭

Baby Frodo: Teach me how to fight! Thorin: *Makes fists* You don’t fight with these. Thorin: *Points to his head* You fight with this. [Later] Balin: Why has the hobbit lad been head-butting people? Thorin, nodding sagely: Ah, just as I taught him.

Punish by ethel cain or narusasu in a biblical scenario

come on @sasukeprime