Nigel Dickerson: The Joke Of My Show Has Become My Reality. Nigel: I'm Imprisoned In A House I Can't

"Ah... And I was trying so hard to be polite."

This one was on @scattered-dreamers! Thanks for asking for Micheal Crew!

my alarm just scared the living shit out of me. image JUST waking up, you're half asleep and you wiggle under the covers moving your hand around the bed and under your pillows trying to find your phone and the first thing you hear is

"YAAAAAAY"

"MR BONZO'S ON HIS WAY HE WANTS TO STAY HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU"

over and over again until you find your phone. currently shaking and sobbing and i WILL be thinking about this for the rest of the day.

Prev loves rocky mountain oysters

@ocean-lilypad @liver-alone-1996

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

im alive i think

tnx @cheapclownmilk for the idea :p

Pele is serving frfr ( @ocean-lilypad )

By popular request (one person), here is the crash course on some of my main oc lore! (Yes it is cringe, no I will not take criticism, please be kind)

So first, the cults. There are two overall, but one has two very different factions.

The Cult of the Dual Lords:

A cult that worships two distinct gods who together represent the whole of the universe and how everything works together in harmony. These two gods are gay married because of course they are. Both temples practice ritual sacrifice, and yes of course there is some cannibalism involved (consensually).

1. The Temple of Oscuro - Oscuro is the God of night, darkness, death, knowledge, etc. His followers are focused on improving life for the future, innovating, and preserving history. They have an extensive library and archive of as much history as they can gather, and it is their most guarded possession. Ayesha Khouri is the current High Prophet, so he spends most of his time pretending he knows what he's doing and trying his hardest to keep his people alive and doing well. Aaliyah Rahal is a priestess of Oscuro who spends most of her time studying and teaching classes on incredibly niche topics. Whatever interests her at the time. All members of this temple have sworn an oath of pacifism to their God with the only exception being defense of another person.

2. The Temple of Allumer - Allumer is the God of day, light, life, wealth, war, and hedonism. The "fun stuff." His followers spend their time living in the present, enjoying themselves to the fullest and amassing as much wealth as they can, because in the Temple, wealth directly translates to status. Their belief system could be summarized as "live fast, die young." Hassan Bila-Asm is their High Priest, and he does a pretty shit job at that. He's basically a culty Dorian Gray, chasing youth and beauty as well as clinging fiercely to the wealth that grants him his status. Malika Faheem is a priestess of Allumer, and she often ends up doing Hassan's job for him.

The Children of the Earth Mother

Another, very separate cult from the others. A society of eco-warriors (literally) who believe that anything that could harm the Earth (their goddess) is evil and must be destroyed. Because of this, they *really* don't like the temple of Oscuro and their pro-progress initiative, no matter if it's actually harmful or not. Given the oath of pacifism the Oscurans make, they are super easy to kill, and the Children have no qualms about doing so. Any missing parts of the historical records have been caused by raids by the Children.

Uhhh I will probably add to this later, but for now, this is the quick run-down on the two (three if you count the temples separately) cults in my OC universe!

@eyeball-creatures-boyfriend @some-froggish-lad (wasn't sure which to tag lolz sorry)

are you telling me the same fandom that came up with the shipnames lonelyeyes doorkeay and dyehard also settled for jonmartin

I think I'm into podcasts now

can I draw one of ur ocs for inktober? (U ca pick which one if yea)

You totally can if you want to! I'd say uhhh probably Hassan or Ayesha? (Images to follow featuring my inconsistent ass art style. A written description may be more helpful, let me know if so)

Hassan for reference:

Ayesha for reference: