"Ah... And I Was Trying So Hard To Be Polite."

Aaliyah, Hassan, Ayesha, and Dr Gears! I can't remember if I posted this page already so here it is regardless.

I feel like Jonny Sims just said ‘Oh? You liked the two Darrens? You miss the Michaels? Here’s two Roberts talking to each other and neither of them are Robert Smirk

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

when you and some random old guy who worships the same god as you get caught for throwing people off roller coasters:

it was simon’s idea of a team building exercise KAJAJSJA mandatory vast avatar bonding activity

bonus:

TMA fans when they’re about to be murdered (they’re experiencing the slaughter irl)

I love gay people (her and Malika are kissing)

@ocean-lilypad look it's your girl

Big boy man

I wonder if Augustus as a narrator is meant to give us remnants or calls to the Magnus Archive Fears? Like his first statement was textbook Slaughter, this new one pulled aspects of The Lonely, The Spiral, The Corruption, and The Web without offering anything we couldn’t attribute to the original fears. Obviously we’ve seen non-Augustus statements that point or could align to things like The Vast, The Hunt, The Spiral etc.. but other than Lady Mowbray’s statement, all have felt off, or turned on their head in some way. Makes me wonder if his role is to point out aspects of the original universe in this new different universe.

COTBG/SARKIC ARTICLE RECS

These are in numerical and alphabetical order

SCPs:

SCP-217

SCP-610

SCP-2075

SCP-2095

SCP-2133

SCP–2191

SCP-2309

SCP-2408

SCP-2480

SCP 2510

SCP-2815

SCP-2833

SCP–2834

SCP-3221

SCP-3911

SCP-3989

SCP-4036

SCP-4273

SCP-5001

SCP-5480

SCP-5555

SCP-6217

SCP-6500

Tales:

A Baptism of Fire

And the Fact it Rains

Anthropological Sarkic Case Studies:

–01 – Vasna of Sarvi

-02 – Divosi of Prague

–03 – Darkwater Lodge

–04 – House Kurinuka

Are We Gentrified Yet?

Bumaro and Ion sat at a table

But Thou Shalt Not Despair

Ela

Et Ecce Equus Pallidus

Et Sanabitur Anima Mea

Ever Only All

Implanting God

Karcist Halyna Ieva, or the Mother Who Demands Ones Toes

Killing in the Name of

Lord Goran

Of Lovataar and the Throne

Of Orok and the Ozirmok

PP-NEU-0127 - "AncestRecall"

Nadox and the Mekhanite

Poisoned Honey

Sfyri Kai Amoni

Sic Semper Tyrannis

So the Beasts Shall Plague the Lands No More

The Battle of Baikal

The First Occult Flame War

The Heresy of Disassembly

The Man Machine

Too Slow

Tuae

TwistedGears-Kaktus Proposal

Unbearable Hope

Variations on a Schema

Bonus

Capacitor

Why We Don't Celebrate Birthdays