The Show Can Pretend She's Nice All It Wants, But You Just Know Kid/teen Sassy Was One Of Those Toxic

AU Powder: I know you're tryin' to be all serious and sciency and stuff right now, Professor, but part of me really wants to comb you with a brush and call you a pretty kitty.

(awkward pause)

Heimerdinger: I mean, let's not rule anything out.

In Secrets Of The Furious Five, the younger Tigress sits alone inside one half of the Yin-Yang taijitu (Shifu stands completely outside of it) leaving an unoccupied space on the other end.

Then during the jail scene in Kung Fu Panda 2, Tigress and Po end up on the two sides of the same taijitu, with Po quite literally filling the gap that was there before.

2 is really just the treasure trove for us

Yeah, I think I'm still bitter about this…

The fact that this wasn't a one-off and Elsa still has little cameos in the X-Men videos (so she really is on the team in the HISHE "canon") is one of the most underrated bits in the whole series.

HISHE's original Let It Go cover from their Frozen video was so much better. Bloody Disney...

Powder: My sister could beat up your sister any day!

Caitlyn: I don't even have a sister.

Powder: You don't? Lol, loser…

I can't stop thinking about the fact that Tigress probably totally forgot this happened (maybe seeing Po at the Dragon Warrior ceremony in the first movie jogged her memory…?) and she still has no idea how much that one little smile made Po's day and stuck with him forever.

Just One Glance

Synopsis: Set a few months after the events of the Secrets of the Scroll, and years before the events of the first Kung Fu Panda film, The Furious Five make their official debut as the new protectors of the Valley of Peace. Po, not really knowing who they are but remembers seeing them when they fought Boar together, and having enough memory to carve their action figures out of wood, sees them presented to society for the first time as masters. He is in awe of their skills and awesomeness, but one young Tigress catches his eye. 

If the events of Secrets of the Scroll was about the day Po fell in love with Kung Fu, then this is about the day he started crushing on Tigress.

Based on a short script I wrote a couple years ago (or longer, I can’t remember.) You can feel free to read the script here on FF.net.

I have been wanting to create a comic or animatic for this for a long time to get it out of my head, and I finally had some time to work on it over a weekend (emphasis on 'some'), so it’s not perfect, but enough to get the idea across lol. I can’t do voices, so had to add subtitles, but if anyone is interested in adding a voice over for these characters, let me know lol. 😂 Took some liberties, too, but I hope you KFP/TiPo fans enjoy nonetheless! 🐼 🐯 🍜 

My sister probably summed it up best when we watched it together:

Jimmy didn't get mad because his daughter was fired. He got mad because his daughter was fired.

I only just noticed this in Sing 2. While Clay talks to Buster, Jimmy's interview with Linda continues playing on the TV in the background. And this is what he's saying when you turn on the subtitles:

Yeah, he has the gall to insinuate "yeah, I totally care about my daughter who I just called an embarrassment and a talentless loser and didn't even try to comfort when she was upset" all to prop up himself and his image.

Utter bastard.

Don't want to make my old readers any promises I can't keep, but since it's the New Year, I figured it's as good a time as any to share a little tease for something that I may or may not have in the works...

Happy New Year - 2025!!!!!

*Jinx on the podium*

‪"People of Zaun, Sevika's been tellin' me about all these bullshit rumours and memes goin' around saying that I'm homophobic, so I'm just gonna put all that shit to rest. I 100% support gay rights!"‬

‪*crowd cheers*‬

‪"Now, Caitlyn rights, on the other hand…"‬

As proud as I am of the Quebula/Starbula fics I've written, it's definitely been pretty difficult tackling these issues in their dynamic without making the whole thing seem like a bad idea.

I know for a I've been keeping *a lot* of fans waiting for a possible follow-up, but I really want to make sure anything I write for Nebula and Quill now is worth the wait.

I wish I wasn’t so into Peter/Nebula because it’s not at all what either of them needs… Peter’s whole arc in Vol. 3 is to learn how to stop tying his worth to women and love himself. Nebula needs to know for certain she’s loved for herself and not have to wonder if she’s just a replacement for Gamora and Peter isn’t in a place yet to provide that. I love them because they clearly do love and respect each other but they’re not in the right place to explore what that might mean in a romantic sense by the end of Vol. 3.

…but my lizard brain still into it. 👀