Little Tigress: My big bro's in a bad mood today. Don't know what it's about, but he seems real mad and he doesn't wanna play with me. Ooh, I should go get him some of those flowers he likes from the fields, that'll cheer him right up!
*comes back to find Tai Lung knocked out, Shifu crippled and the whole village burning*
The show can pretend she's nice all it wants, but you just know kid/teen Sassy was one of those toxic mean girls who always made her "friends" feel shitty about themselves, then acted like she was the one lowering herself letting them hang out with her.
Wait…
Did I predict this…?!
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
Sentinel gives the entire city a mandatory day off to put on his ego event, then not even a day later he triples everyone's shifts to make up for the lost time.
God, this movie is good.
*Jinx on the podium*
"People of Zaun, Sevika's been tellin' me about all these bullshit rumours and memes goin' around saying that I'm homophobic, so I'm just gonna put all that shit to rest. I 100% support gay rights!"
*crowd cheers*
"Now, Caitlyn rights, on the other hand…"
With all the recent Bumblebees in Transformers media that speak through the radio or through beeps, I'm kinda surprised there hasn't been a voiceless Bumblebee who communicates through sign language.
Like, how wholesome would it be if Bee lost his voicebox and then the Autobots gained a deaf or hard-of-hearing human ally who teaches him sign language?
I'll always remember 2022-2023 as the phase where I became unreasonably obsessed with "funny traumatised southern guy and funny traumatised deadpan lady" ships.
Powder: My sister could beat up your sister any day!
Caitlyn: I don't even have a sister.
Powder: You don't? Lol, loser…
Vi: Alright, cupcake, here's the plan. You're gonna pretend to work here, then I'm gonna walk out and walk back in and pretend to be a customer, and then we'll -
Caitlyn: Hang on, how does this help my investigation again?
Vi: Oh, we're still doing that? Fuck.
This might actually be the most intense line read of Matthew McConaughey's entire career, and it's in the kids' movie where he plays a damn koala.