We All Knew It Was Going To Come Out One Way Or Another…

Little Tigress: My big bro's in a bad mood today. Don't know what it's about, but he seems real mad and he doesn't wanna play with me. Ooh, I should go get him some of those flowers he likes from the fields, that'll cheer him right up!

*comes back to find Tai Lung knocked out, Shifu crippled and the whole village burning*

I'm aware of the phrase "Potato, potahto".

But has anyone ever actually pronounced it "po-tah-to?" Because I've literally never heard a person say it like that.

Caitlyn: I know this is a bad time, but I was kidnapped straight out of the shower, I've been tied up for hours and I am so hungry. So can I at least have that cupcake while you two are sorting out your family shit?

Jinx: *eats the cupcake whole just to spite her*

This might actually be the most intense line read of Matthew McConaughey's entire career, and it's in the kids' movie where he plays a damn koala.

Just wanna appreciate this voice acting

In hindsight, with me getting obsessively into these franchises when they were both making a comeback at the same time, this was bound to happen sooner or later…

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one…

"Ma'am, why is the former Captain America wearing those colours. Is he Captain Yemen now?"

Reporter: Miss De Fontaine, why is there a Captain America and a Captain Russia in the new Avengers?

Valentina: We wanted a really diverse team. Next.

Vi: Alright, cupcake, here's the plan. You're gonna pretend to work here, then I'm gonna walk out and walk back in and pretend to be a customer, and then we'll -

Caitlyn: Hang on, how does this help my investigation again?

Vi: Oh, we're still doing that? Fuck.

Pro-Israel antisemitism is not an oxymoron. Arthur Belfour was an antisemite, Richard Spencer is an antisemite. The goyische Zionist who shot that antizionist Jewish protester is part of a long tradition of antisemitic Zionism.

With all the recent Bumblebees in Transformers media that speak through the radio or through beeps, I'm kinda surprised there hasn't been a voiceless Bumblebee who communicates through sign language.

Like, how wholesome would it be if Bee lost his voicebox and then the Autobots gained a deaf or hard-of-hearing human ally who teaches him sign language?