Advanced Rock Paper Scissors.

I know that HRT gives you secondary sex characteristics in one direction or another, but we HAVE to stop telling nonbinary people that they “can’t pick and choose.” Of course, you can’t tell your testosterone that you’d rather not grow chest hair, but there are things you can do!

You could go on T so your voice drops and start shaving so you don’t grow a beard. You could start HRT and then stop once you get the permanent changes you like. You can pursue sterilization instead of bottom surgery. You can get top surgery without being on T. You can go on E and work out a bunch to bulk out your muscles. You can pursue laser hair removal or electrolysis to remove unwanted hair, with or without HRT. You could even just start hormones to see if you like it and then stop if it isn’t to your taste.

Obviously, you can’t order secondary sex characteristics a la carte, but we have to stop being so awful to nonbinary people. We should discuss the options we have, not shut down the conversation with “that’s what you get.”

Yes.

ok why is svsss trending wtf did all you fuckers do this time

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

Yolo

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

“I can fix them” “I can make them worse”

They’re going to fix me AND make me worse

I just saw a post talking about how svsss fandom ships every male character with shen yuan and I thought “do we REALLY? Where’s my six balls/shen yuan reverse transmigration love story???? Hmmmmmmmm????”

Mobei overhears sy and sqh talking. Sy is crowing about how much binghe does for him, and sqh says "yeah well, happy wife happy life". Mobei ignores the peak Lord fistfight as he connects dots. Qinghua is always bending over backwards to make him happy. In fact, when he's unhappy, qinghua will do everything within his power to change that. Is... is he the wife? Man practically gains a halo of bliss while sy tries to choke sqh behind him

Oh I LOVE THIS he absolutely would consider himself the wife- not only that, he'd be so happy at being the happy wife of Shang Qinghua, the man that balances a whole peak and his kingdom so well like it's nothing, he would be clawing at the table thinking about it

He's so distracted that he doesn't see his poor husband dying but it's a small price to pay for this amazing revelation

Some Random Scenarios and Inspiration

-After being the victim of bardic slander one too many times, your character decides to get even. Only thing is that they have no musical talents and no one wants to work with them due to the fact that their reputation is in ruins. (Bonus if they are a member of a party, and none of them have any musical talents either, or else they refuse to help)

- Character conned an entire nation into believing they are the living embodiment of their patron god. This wouldn’t be too much of a problem, but character suddenly gained divine powers that grow stronger the more they are worshipped…

- The Knights and Knaves puzzle, only you are one of the door guardians. Which one? That’s for you to find out!

- What does an adventurer do when the innkeeper evicts all the mysterious strangers, hooded quest givers, brooding recruiters, and people-who-just-stand-in-the-corner-for-atmospheric-purposes?

-You’re a time traveler who has erased all the Bad Things in history. When you attempt to return to the present, the Time Police arrest you and charge you with setting things back to the way they were. (Why should you cooperate? Well, your meddling has had such a disruptive effect that a great many things, including yourself, no longer exist. You have only a set amount of time before you disappear forever.)

- A great Big Adventure/ Quest with a Medieval-esque feel, but everyone who is directly involved are mice living in an industrialized city (post 1780 or equivalent)

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.