Me And My Friends Are Going To Start A New Campaign And We’re Making Rumors

Yes pls

fun words :

bastard

scoundrel

charlatan

harlot

rapscallion

hooligan

ruffian

swindler

Random sketches that I did 😀

Fr I just timed it and I was watching that for like 2:00

It shows 2:00:72 but that’s partially unreliable bc it took me like at least 42 of the 72 to get out the app, plus the time that it took me to stop it.

the time for games is over

Followers: kill

When I was in middle school my teacher for a freewrite asked us what animal you would not win against, but you could put up a fight in a fight to the death.

I chose 6 flocks of pigeons. He called on me and asked me why, I told him that each flock of pigeons has 20-30 pigeons. Then I told him:

“Imagine 120-180 pigeons just swooping down in you. They are trying to kill you. You could absolutely fight for a little bit, but with no outside help, you’re going down.”

i should make a low-effort cookbook

like you get those ‘i hate to cook! 101: easy meals for the kitchen novice!’ and it still wants you to make a three-cheese spinach casserole

mine would be like

did you know you can put chocolate chips on a spoonful of peanut butter and obtain the perfect snack

did you know if you crack some eggs into your pasta sauce and stir there’s more protein in it so you can go longer without having to make another goddamn meal

did you know you can mix a cup of cooked rice to any condensed soup instead of water and now you have dinner and breakfast

also put cheese on it

put cheese on fucking everything

and finally here’s a list of things you can microwave in a short enough time that you won’t walk out of the kitchen, go back to bed, fall asleep for four hours, and totally forget you attempted a lunch

Yes.

ok why is svsss trending wtf did all you fuckers do this time

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I am a firm believer that mobei-jun should be allowed to say slay ig

Yoohankim but it’s cumplane+binghe

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.