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9 months ago
Lookin For A Midnight Treat
Lookin For A Midnight Treat

Lookin for a midnight treat

2 months ago

Post-book Mobei-jun, who either knows knows or knows enough, finally has a way to reciprocate Shang Qinghua’s manner of affection and is incredibly smug about it.

“My King”

“My God”

2 months ago

So, I'd like to draw quickly some sketches as a little challenge, so maybe give me some ships with this?

[ 1 - @/a-moop, 2,3,4 - @/mcnuggyy ]

So, I'd Like To Draw Quickly Some Sketches As A Little Challenge, So Maybe Give Me Some Ships With This?
So, I'd Like To Draw Quickly Some Sketches As A Little Challenge, So Maybe Give Me Some Ships With This?
So, I'd Like To Draw Quickly Some Sketches As A Little Challenge, So Maybe Give Me Some Ships With This?
So, I'd Like To Draw Quickly Some Sketches As A Little Challenge, So Maybe Give Me Some Ships With This?
6 months ago

Me and my friends are going to start a new campaign and we’re making rumors

Imma say that I go to the warm red pavilion (but it’s actually to sleep)

10 months ago

svsss fics have the best starting lines

whether it’s poetic or not

(im rather fond of the more crackish ones)

They’re always amazing.

(the fic that inspired this post is ‘you’ve got to be kitten me!’ by tskmo on ao3)

(go read it)


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7 months ago

My top three rules for world building:

How are these bitches eating?

How do these bitches stay warm at night?

Who is paying for all of this bullshit?

6 months ago

Reblog for awareness

I don’t know how many boys follow me, but I gotta bet there’s some. I just wanna tell y’all to be careful.

Abusive girls exist and what they’re doing is seen as like “badass tough don’t take no shit” but your girl should not hit you. Ever.

She should not demand for you to hand over your phone to look through.

She should not yell at you and humiliate you either alone or in front of people.

She shouldn’t make you distance yourself from your friends or family.

She shouldn’t scratch you or twist your arms.

She should not call you names.

She shouldn’t tell you ‘she’ll kill herself if you break up’

These are just a few examples of abuse and it’s just seen as okay when girls do it and god knows I’ve fallen victim to it a few times, but you shouldn’t have to.

Never worry about not being in a relationship. If they’re worth it, they won’t hurt you.

No one has the right to hurt you.

4 months ago

Fluffbruary

@fluffbruary

Day 7 - Curls | Hand

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62659075

Fluffbruary
9 months ago
Page one; Shen Qingqiu is carrying a pile of books when he stumbles across a scattering of paper on a table. He notices the title of one of the pieces of paper, stating, "SHEN QINGQIU QUOTES". However, most of the title is cut off by the paneling. 

Excited, Shen Qingqiu says, "Aww, my adorable disciples are compiling quotes from me?". He then takes a closer look at what one of the pages says, finding the sentence, "I would not allow that shidi to breed." Shen Qingqiu reels back with a disgusted expression, thinking, "THOSE ARE NOT MY QUOTES".
Page two; Shen Qingqiu decisively drops his pile of books on the table and snatches the paper from the top of the pile. It states: "ACTUAL SHEN QINGQIU QUOTES FROM PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS"

Shen Qingqiu pauses, and looks at the paper in bafflement.
Page three; The first panel has Shen Qingqiu look at the paper in bafflement as he thinks, "Hang on... Performance evaluations?" He then nervously laughs and looks to the side, thinking, "Is that something I was supposed to be doing?"

He then crosses his arms, puzzling it through, thinking, "Well... surely it's fine? System hasn't said anything about it, and neither has anyone else? I doubt anyone wants to hear useless critiques from the Scum Villain anyways. They're probably celebrating no more evaluations! My master plan to make them all like me so I don't get tortured to death is going smoothly." Then he pauses, and mutters, "...even if I didn't plan this."

Shen Qingqiu then wonders what the original goods said in the pamphlets.
Page four; The first quote from Shen Jiu is about Luo Binghe. An earnest image of this poor white lotus student is shown, captioned: "Since my last report, this disciple has reached rock-bottom and shows signs of starting to dig."

Shocked and terrified, Shen Qingqiu responds, "I can never let Binghe see this, or he'll turn me into a human stick eight years early."

The next image is of Mu Qingfang pondering something, and is captioned: "His disciples would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity".

Irritated, Shen Qingqiu responds, "What kind of evaluation is this? Mu-shidi doesn't deserve this."
Page five; The next image shows Liu Qingge reaching out to block the camera and looking irritated. It's captioned: "I would not allow that shidi to breed."

Shen Qingqiu, blushing and covering his mouth, responds,"HUH?? WHO THINKS ABOUT THAT DURING EVALUATIONS? WHAT IS LIU-SHIDI, AN ANIMAL?"

The next image is a very small and pathetic looking Yue Qingyuan (even smaller and more pathetic than normal). It is captioned: "This associate is really not so much of a has-been but more of a definitely-won't-be."

Shen Qingqiu blankly responds, "Hang on, zhangmen-shixiong? You're evaluating him? Don't you think you're overstepping here?"
Page six; The next image is of Ning Yingying, smiling and waving at someone outside of the panel. It is captioned: "This disciple has delusions of adequacy."

Shen Qingqiu clenches his fist, frustrated, and responds, "She's doing her best! You're the delusional one!!". He is talking to a dead man, so some would have doubts to Shen Qingqiu's own state of mind.

The next image is of Ming Fan, frozen mid-sneeze. It is captioned: "This disciple should go far -- and the sooner the better."

Shen Qingqiu looks indifferent to Ming Fan's humiliation, and responds, "Ah, poor Ming Fan, not even he gets a kind word." He does not self reflect and realize he, too, is not giving Ming Fan a kind word.
Page seven; The next image is of Wei Qingwei, smashing his own hand with a hammer and crying out in pain. It is captioned: "This shidi is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

Shen Qingqiu looks down baffled at the paper and puts a hand on his head as if experiencing a headache. He responds, "You just caught him at a bad time?"

The next image is of Shang Qinghua at a table, head in hands, as he muffles his own screaming. It is captioned: "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

Shen Qingqiu looks mildly disgusted as he responds, "...ugh, I hate agreeing with him." It is unclear if he is disgusted at his agreement, or disgusted at the concept of the existence of Shang Qinghua.
Page eight; The first panel is of an overhead shot of Shen Qingqiu glaring down at the pamphlets next to his stack of books as he mutters to himself. The next panel shows Shen Jiu's ghost as he rests his head on his hand and writes something, annoyed.

The final panel shows Shen Yuan's own profile, with a very unflattering image of Shen Yuan when he first woke up as Shen Qingqiu, captioned: "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

or: the one where shen qingqiu stumbles on a bunch of compiled evidence from qi qingqi that he is Not The Same Person as shen jiu

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My Dump Of Rants, Art, And Stuff

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