“i’m Embarrassed By My Bloodlust” Is Literally The Most Poor Little Meow Meow Thing A Man Could

*rings town bell*

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! NEW FAN FAVORITE CHARACTER!

Congratulations on being canon

arthur, listen to me very closely. there is a mcdonald’s on this block to your left. walk up to it. good. now arthur, go in and order the 6 piece chicken nuggets. good, arthur. your order number is 11 arthur. yes arthur this is helping us. the king in yellow arthur

Unfortunately I don’t have it written down. I figured it out by ear from mr guthrie’s bandcamp: https://malevolentcast.bandcamp.com/track/faroes-song-piano-only

(Is this how one replies to a reblog? I don’t know how tumblr works lmao)

Ah yes, the brainrot is developing nicely

All that’s missing is someone in the audience coughing at the end.

Malevolent vine

Arthur wanted an apple because Larson ate one in front of him, yes?

HE FELL INTO ANOTHER FUCKING HOLE LMAO

I painted this a while ago but forgot to post it

OH I never said- Loving the new song(s?). I found the soundtrack increasingly tonally dissonant in past episodes, but this was ON POINT. The (what sounds to me like a) viola is heartbreaking and perfect, just playing two notes. Definitely contributed to me shedding actual physical tears while listening.

Arthur is what you would get if Jon and Martin did the gem fusion dance change my mind