Lol Why On Earth Would You Use A Uterus As Your Feminist Symbol That Is So Fucked Up Like

i've seen enough horror movies starring upper-middle-income white families stuck in spacious haunted mansions. gimme stories about millennials stuck in haunted studio apartments. consider the realism:

why is this protagonist staying in an obviously haunted building despite the glaring warning signs? because a week at a motel would send them spiraling into credit card debt, they'll take their chances with the vengeful spirits. why did they chose this apartment complex to begin with, despite the many many unexplained mysterious deaths that show up on the first page of a google search? hon some of us don't have the credit score to move away from high (paranormal) crime areas. how could i be so careless as to sign a soul-binding contract with a demonic entity? bitch they're called LANDLORDS

I've been closely following (read: checking the tag on Tumblr) the story about the guy who shot the CEO of a health insurance company and I have to say, from the point of view of someone who lives in a country where universal health services are provided by the government free of cost since before I was born... the reaction I'm seeing is a relief. Americans really need to get angrier about this shit. Everytime I read a story about someone begging others to not call an ambulance because this could bankrupt them and their children, I get shivers down my spine. The only people surprised by the joyful reaction this assassination has been getting are the people very likely to be targets of the next assassination. Stay mad!

you're humming. Santa's cheating on Mrs Claus And you're humming. Santa's committing blatant adultery with an ingénue sugar baby w/ the voice of an angel Eartha Kitt. and you're SINGING ALONG

i love humanity

If there’s a heaven, undoubtedly he has found his way there. R.I.P.