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CURRENT HIGH SCORE: 1 CEO TOP PLAYER: DDD

Makes a good Albumcover

Coming to tumblr late in life is kinda like jumping into a tv series midway through the tenth season and letting your friends fill you in on the lore. What do you mean you used to be able to edit other people’s posts?

A elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.

First she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.

"Walmart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Walmart?"

"Then I'll be sure my daughters will visit me twice a week."

We the people.

FUCK THIS COUNTRY

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.