Big Brain

11/10 sure Narancia would buy all his albums

I found a new Jojo character

you hear the inaudible screech of a godling screaming

“I FOUND WALDOOO”

The gods have been searching for you for years. You cover your head with a hat and hide behind people with similar clothing. Your life is constant fear. You are Waldo and this is your story.

Kira

The great avacado heist

I want a Jojo’s organised crime AU. But instead of drugs or killing people or whatever criminals do. They use their stands to grow and smuggle in avocados.

Security guard at customs: Hey, what do you have under your jacket? 

Jotaro: Im gay and it’s contagious stay away– uh Star Platinum: The World! 

And then he uses his Joestar special technique to just leg it. While Joseph and Jonathan (who are still wearing crop tops decades later) distract the security guards while pretending to be their age.

Giorno chilling in the background using the commotion to pickpocket everyone.

aren’t these the kids from fallout 3

You go to check on your 6-year-old child, who has been in a McDonald’s PlayPlace for quite some time now. When you go in, you discover a colony made up of children who got lost in the sprawling complex and built their own society.

If a cow was a jojo character

have you ever seen a belgian blue

Oh

Oh my

Ceasar in 2020

An ad I just got? I thought it was a post

I laughed at first then realized this would be true

Soft fluff HCs for Mista with a badass S/O?

Mista x Badass S/O

-Mista simps

-Mista would think you are literally the coolest person ever!

-He’ll look at you in awe when you are doing your thing. You simply blow him away!

-Mista doesn’t have fragile masculinity(the crop top says it all), so he doesn’t mind a strong woman. In fact, he likes it.

-Mista is kinda stupid, so in fact a independent female might be better for him.

-He’ll brag about you to his friends. To the point Fugo sighs each time he says your name.

-“Guys! Y/N is just so amazing!”

-peg him