Ceasar In 2020

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The great avacado heist

I want a Jojo’s organised crime AU. But instead of drugs or killing people or whatever criminals do. They use their stands to grow and smuggle in avocados.

Security guard at customs: Hey, what do you have under your jacket? 

Jotaro: Im gay and it’s contagious stay away– uh Star Platinum: The World! 

And then he uses his Joestar special technique to just leg it. While Joseph and Jonathan (who are still wearing crop tops decades later) distract the security guards while pretending to be their age.

Giorno chilling in the background using the commotion to pickpocket everyone.

[AGED UP BNHA]

Todoroki: [pulls back shower curtain while Deku is showering]

Todoroki: Are we- yo, stop screaming it’s me-

Todoroki: Are we out of tequila?

If Dio tried teaching Giorno life lessons

I  am not proud

*leaves this on your dash like a cat leaving a dead mouse on a porch*

Join me

Bruno after he finds a sad child

The orangutan in SDC