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Yoohankim my skrunkles

“Mr. Potter, that gesture may be sweet and touching but please remember you two are in class and not in your own world. I do not tolerate sleeping in class so please wake Mr. Malfoy up. I’ll see the both of you in my office after class.” - Professor McGonagall

(scene inspired from wzxz/fake slackers 🥺🫶)

Aline: I thought Jace was dating that vampire.

Alec: “No. Jace is not dating Simon. Jace is straight. Simon is straight.”

The two mfs in city of ashes:

Simon: I could’ve killed you.

Jace: I would’ve let you.

Aline: that’s straight??????

the psychic trio explaining their powers:

Aiura: I can tell fortunes and see the future

Toritsuka: I can see ghost

Saiki: well i can…

*one hour later*

Saiki: but all those powers is bothersome and i just want to be an average guy

as promised bc they were born for the meme

Thorne: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.  Cinder: Those are wanted posters!

headcanon when bkdk got engaged shoto went through the longest emotional turmoil trying to decide whether he should be deku or bakugo best man (neither of them asked him shit)

Cress: Throne's refusing to wear his glasses!  Throne: Cress, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.  Thorne: *points to Iko* Wolf.  Thorne: *points to Scarlet* Kai.  Thorne: *points to Jacin* Sasquatch.

fairy tail where everything is the same except lucy waking up to the good morning gorgeous song every day bc she told natsu and happy if they didn’t sing it to her she would kick them out of her apartment

also lucy making natsu and happy take singing lessons with her singer spirit so that they wouldn’t ruin her eardrums

canon to me idc