“Mr. Potter, that gesture may be sweet and touching but please remember you two are in class and not in your own world. I do not tolerate sleeping in class so please wake Mr. Malfoy up. I’ll see the both of you in my office after class.” - Professor McGonagall
(scene inspired from wzxz/fake slackers 🥺🫶)
sakusa kiyoomi does an interview with a psychic where the psychic gets all their assumptions correct but omi denies it
psychic: you’re favorite color is yellow
omi: no it’s black
psychic: you’re planning on moving in with your partner
omi: i’ve been single for years
psychic: you’re favorite food is curry
omi: i despise curry
omi lied about his favorite color because he got a reputation uphold. he lied about moving in because his relationship is a secret and he doesn’t want fans in his business. he lied about curry because he could
my qualifications: im a goofy goober. im a silly guy. i know the secrets of the universe. im a pretty princess >_< :3
Jacinter - childhood best friends, starcrossed lovers, royal x loyal guard like dAKJLS:DJFH:L im sorry and you expect me NOT to love them?? ok I kinda get that compared to the other couples they spend quite little time together in their book but like. come on. I didnt reread tlc for a couple years but I thought about these two CONSTANTLY. I love them so much I cant even multiship like winlet is very appealing to me but lowkey I feel bad 😭 like theyve wanted each other for so long I cant bring myself to ship either of them with anyone else. But also I kinda wish jacin was a butch lesbian
Kaider - They're so adorable and silly lol. I feel like they were a very good couple to kick off the series with cause I was rooting for them so quickly. They're the funniest canon ship cause theyre both so sassy and done with everything. I wish we couldve gotten more scenes where they talked shit together
Wolflet - To be completely honest I like this ship a lot less than the previous two but thats not to say I dont like them. Like yes I could never take the alpha talk seriously but they were still very cute. Idk why but I like this ship a LOT better when I imagine Wolf as a woman and they were just two lesbians in love <3 If they were they'd probably be above kaider but in canon yea they're number 3 for me.
Cresswell - The age difference isn't really a factor for me, yes its weird but lowkey I forgot thorne was 20 and cress was 16 while I was reading cress. I like the headcanon that thorne had a fake id to sneak into bars and is actually 18 but forgot and just told everyone he was 20. Even so... they're odd for me. I don't know I guess I just dont like the naive inexperienced girl x experienced guy trope? I liked them a lot more in winter than I did in cress. I think its because the pining was more mutual then. I don't hate them, and I did enjoy some of their moments but out of all the canon ships theyre the weakest for me. I like them better when theyre interacting with other people, like wolf or jacin for cress and cinder or kai for thorne.
HAPPY 12 YEARS SINCE ARTHUR PENDRAGON STABBED TO DEATH!!!!!!!
thorne and jacin when they go 5 minutes without giving someone a nickname
nooroo with gabe: master you shouldn’t do that
nooroo with lila: please i’m begging don’t do it, it will ruin the fabric of time. rethink your plan please i’m begging PLEASEDD
atsumu fighting with omi stan’s online on who knows omi better