They Just Don’t Assassinate Politicians Like They Used To Anymore

take his ass to margaritaville

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT

me when im a small but knowing clown

noooo don’t kill yourself you are my only friend i am undone without you aha ;)

well anyways ^_^ 🍵🍵 [one for u]

I hate the implication that the Spider-Man in our universe is the goddamn popsicle